Tim Stafford

You should get a twitter, Tim, said a couple of people.

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@QTRBlackGarrett Can this be my official audition fora sketch performer slot on @scrowder

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@greggutfeld Official Audition for a sketch performer slot at the @GregGutfeldShow

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@rogerfederer Just training to beat my 70 year old father.

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My favorite acting job thus far.

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It's #ValentinesDay. I made a video for all the single dudes. Are you feeling lonely? Are you nervous what to text her? Does she shop at @walmart ? This'll help.

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Fun new game when seeing people in L.A. is to count the seconds before forcing a "hi" and letting slip an "I don't believe you".

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In honor of the #Emmy wins, here's @billyeichner* playing a favorite** game about @RuPaulsDragRace.
* it's me.
** he's never heard of it

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It's official. @jtimberlake Can't Stop the Feeling is the ABSOLUTE WORST SONG to play during the last mile of ur 10 mi 🏃 when u gotta potty

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@CipMonsterRO @ARTPOPAMIR @Starbucks @ladygaga @BTWFoundation @Anishaflower Oh but thanks

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@roldbreaker @Starbucks @ladygaga @BTWFoundation @Anishaflower @primebritney Meeting soon.

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@primebritney @Starbucks @ladygaga @BTWFoundation @Anishaflower WFJXOA

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@Being_Positive_ @Starbucks @ladygaga @BTWFoundation @Anishaflower You are!

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@AmyGrimesSuxx @ladygaga Thank yo @AmyGrimesSuxx !!

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@ineddition

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@BeysDream Same.

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@gagamonster21 @Starbucks @ladygaga @BTWFoundation @Anishaflower Thanks for watching!

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@dancingontops

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@SusanJo83814590 @GagaAesthetic @Starbucks @ladygaga @BTWFoundation @Anishaflower Agreed.

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@davidsprayer So happy to read this! And there will be more very soon, indeed :)

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@VE7US @Starbucks @ladygaga @BTWFoundation @Anishaflower