Mike Patterson

I am constant as the Northern Star

[Mike Patterson @REAL_MPatterson]

@bmarsalis @bmarsalis They did it to me again. I suppose all is not lost yet. But I should have done a better job prepping for this b4 they completely ruin bday month AGAIN!

[Mike Patterson @REAL_MPatterson]

@bmarsalis I’m starting to feel apologetic about the junk I was talking on our squad the 2 times I was able to meet you. In Schowalter We Trust!!!

[Mike Patterson @REAL_MPatterson]

@ShannonSharpe https://t.co/FgRMuZmB76

[Mike Patterson @REAL_MPatterson]

@ShannonSharpe Paula went Fresh Princess and told Unc to “keep her fried chicken out his F’n mouth!” Unc said, “That’s the whole idea.”

[Mike Patterson @REAL_MPatterson]

@courtcam @thebestmanmovie The original which is a legendary classic that I’ve viewed more times to count? or The holiday one that I say I’m going to watch every single year since it’s been streaming and have still failed to do so? If it’s the latter, what am I missing?

[Mike Patterson @REAL_MPatterson]

@bmarsalis The glory days back when courtside Knicks tickets were a prize. That’s gotta be love.

[Mike Patterson @REAL_MPatterson]

I’m not even an hour into tonight’s programming. I’m imagining @TheJimCornette losing his sh*t over this like if @GreatBrianLast pizza had any toppings on it grown adult style.

[Mike Patterson @REAL_MPatterson]

@GreatBrianLast @TheJimCornette @YouTube The Undisputed Era hand signal is one hand making a “U” and the other making an “E.”

[Mike Patterson @REAL_MPatterson]

@thewirepod @jemelehill that was not Shardene’s final appearance. There is a “wake” at the bar in season 5 you are forgetting about.

[Mike Patterson @REAL_MPatterson]

@thewirepod @Spotify Adjust your baseball take to the idea that Daniels would have been in his 30s or 40s in 2002.

[will defries @willdefries]

never forget about the insanely british kid who threatened to uppercut santa if he’s on the naughty list https://t.co/lgfwur6o40

[Mike Patterson @REAL_MPatterson]

@courtcam @PlentyOfFish @gmail @instagram See now I feel better. Happened to me too. Thought someone made one w/o my consent. Now I don’t have to choke anyone out.

[Mike Patterson @REAL_MPatterson]

@courtcam I liked the original. Never saw sequel. Text me your review please. Thanks

[Mike Patterson @REAL_MPatterson]

@courtcam So what are your holiday plans? 😂🤣

[Mike Patterson @REAL_MPatterson]

@courtcam @IKEAFishers More rugs? Doesn’t sound very minimalist to me

[Mike Patterson @REAL_MPatterson]

@jasonwhitlock just dug this out of the closet. Still waiting on some actual success in January

[Mike Patterson @REAL_MPatterson]

Took me 2 or 3 listens through for it to really click, but Emily's D+Evolution by @EspeSpalding is the business. Get familiar.

[Joe Posnanski @JPosnanski]

I somehow remembered Star Wars Attack of the Clones being an abomination. It is SO much worse than that.

[Jim Rome @jimrome]

Don't bring in Matt Cassel and expect him not to go MATT CASSEL.

[Mike Patterson @REAL_MPatterson]

@cscottjazz are you putting out hard copies on disc of the new joint you just released or just digital?