Rich Homie Cha

[kenny @kiiLkenny]

The Celtics were reluctant to include HUGO GONZALEZ in a trade for GIANNIS. And then they flipped Jaylen Brown for Paul George.

I’ve never been more excited to listen to a podcast @BillSimmons

[Rich Homie Cha @REALchawalls]

@IDRIIIIIS_31 This is crazy. Thank you

[The Rewatchables @TheRewatchables]

A PSA to all streaming services from @BillSimmons

[Linda McMahon @Linda_McMahon]

In 2005, everything changed! The "PlayStation Portable" (PSP) was released and it did more than make gaming portable...it made entertainment personal, mobile, and always within reach. It was the beginning of life on the go.

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

BREAKING: LeBron James will wear a special-edition patch on his jersey to celebrate his record-setting 23rd NBA season, beginning tonight in Sacramento, the city where he made his NBA debut in 2003.

The patch, which LeBron will wear for the remainder of the season, features a silhouette of his pregame chalk toss and three colored stripes representing the franchises he's played for in Cleveland, Miami, and L.A.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

🫡🫡

[BowTiedRanger @BowTiedRanger]

>wants to wear an FBI raid jacket to an ongoing assassination investigation and press conference
>throws tantrum until he gets a jacket
>fits into female jacket
>demands to wear all patches to look cool
>“Rest now brother. We have the watch, and we'll see you in Valhalla.”

Most Indian man alive?

[Dante 🇺🇸 @DanteTheDon]

Alright I have a big confession to make. And I'd like to thank Joe Flacco for helping me to muster up the courage and admit a dark secret.

For YEARS I treated the host stand like a parole hearing. “Yeah, my date’s running late.”

“She’s stuck at work.”

“Her plane got diverted to Newark.”

I’d stare at my phone like it owed me money, while the smell of seared steak and garlic butter tapped me on the shoulder.

The truth was pretty simple actually. It was just me, a menu, and a dumb little voice in my head that was embarrassed to say the words- table for one.

The night everything changed was a soggy Thursday evening in New York's West Village.

The spot- Via Carota.

The dining room was slammed. Resy was looking like a Taylor Swift ticket queue.

There I stood like a mammalucco, thinking a table was just going to magically open up for me at one of the hardest reservations to get in the city. But as luck would have it, the bartender gave me a little head tilt to the only open stool. I made my way over, sat down, ordered a negroni that snapped with cold, and watched a plate of coniglio fritto aka fried rabbit hit pass by me on a runners tray with a crisp skin crackle you can hear.

Ten minutes in, and I realized I had been playing this game on Hard Mode for no reason. Full menu. No wait. Actual conversation if I wanted it. Silence if I didn’t. Cheat code unlocked.

The game was officially changed.

Which brings me to Joe Flacco, patron saint of bailing shit teams and even shittier general managers out, and, apparently, the early bird special.

He said the guy eating alone at the bar is in heaven, and it hit me right between the appetizers. I felt that like I haven't felt anything in a long time.

It is blunt. It is funny. It is the truth dressed in sweatpants.

The solo bar seat is the one place in a busy week where you control the clock, the playbook, and the soundtrack.

Joe Flacco could not be more correct if he tried.

MY BLOG - https://t.co/0evLxbdwdZ

[Rich Homie Cha @REALchawalls]

Please be a mistake…

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

DEVELOPING: Ben Simmons is considering retiring from the NBA, per @SbondyNBA

[Rich Homie Cha @REALchawalls]

So the Mets are clearly cheating in their park right?

[miserable phillies fan @schwarbombz]

Duran fucking sucks too

[Muta 🔜 0-3 locals @itsMutaTV]

Card shop owners when you want to buy or sell anything.

[Rich Homie Cha @REALchawalls]

Whoever gets him is an instant contender

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Ben Simmons sweepstakes are heating up, and he’s expected to make a decision on where he’ll be taking his talents within the next week, per @WindhorstESPN

“I’m told he’s probably going to make a choice in the next week. Kings, Suns, Knicks & Celtics have all been connected to him”

(h/t @NBA_NewYork )

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Announcement: I will not be watching Superman. Thank you Mike

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

The Knicks are in contact with Ben Simmons, per @IanBegley.

h/t @Fullcourtpass

[Russillo @ryenarussillo]

Had anyone ever done this before? Take two weeks off, then come back to work?

[Rich Homie Cha @REALchawalls]

Realistically he can be a major contributor off the bench for any contending team.

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Ben Simmons revenge season coming

[Rich Homie Cha @REALchawalls]

@deathcabforgina “Justin Bieber saying he loves a minor before saying he loves his own wife”