Jack Walten

Scientist, Co-founder of Bon's Burgers.
Former medical student at Miskatonic University.

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//Hell yeah

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Dog's dead.

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//How do we feel about the new pfp

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//anddd we're back...

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@burgerfrombons Try to avoid her falling apart. I'll be on my way with My equipment.

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@burgerfrombons DAMN IT, JOHN!

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@burgerfrombons TAKE HER WITH US COME ON

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The police are outside

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@burgerfrombons THEY DISCOVERED ME, JOHN. I'M ON THE RUN.

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@burgerfrombons @wheresmyarmat I don't think anyone does.

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@burgerfrombons @wheresmyarmat Hi. I'm here to explain. This burger has human parts attached to it. Such as a torso and limbs. I attached them myself and they are fully functional.

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@REANIMATEDROSE I'm doing this for our family.

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@REANIMATEDROSE You just need to give it time, Rose. It'll stop eventually.

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@burgerfrombons It took days to steal those parts from cemeteries and get it all attached to you already, I don't need you popping the stitches.

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@burgerfrombons I wouldn't advise it.

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@burgerfrombons I'm a scientist, not a pharmacist!

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@burgerfrombons No.

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@burgerfrombons Pain killers?

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@burgerfrombons I suppose it does.