(REDACTED)’s Burner

Official burner account of (REDACTED). Part-time ball knower. Bloodline relative of Napoleon Bonaparte. Threw up in the World Trade Center. Duck enjoyer.

[Shea Albrecht @SheaAlbrecht]

Ramon Sessions would give you the calmest 15/3/5 back in 2013
#RandomPlayerMonday @FinJevne @normaldude62 @REDACTEDBURNER0

[Fin Jevne @FinJevne]

Before Swag Kelly, there was Tate Forcier. A failed Michigan QB turned golf photographer #RandomPlayerMonday @SheaAlbrecht @normaldude62 @REDACTEDBURNER0

[Fin Jevne @FinJevne]

The haters thought we were gonna forget Random Player Monday but we would never. How about J.J. Hardy. Dude was so damn good in his prime #RandomPlayerMonday @SheaAlbrecht @REDACTEDBURNER0 @normaldude62

[Fin Jevne @FinJevne]

No way I can do better than DL3, but Braydon Coburn was a fucking nail gun on the back end #RandomPlayerMonday @SheaAlbrecht @REDACTEDBURNER0 @normaldude62

[Richard Spelt @richardspplett]

How the Lightning look at me in the bracket challenge @REDACTEDBURNER0

[(REDACTED)’s Burner @REDACTEDBURNER0]

Grand Forks, North Dakota

[thicc n tired @britttlifts]

What is the worst place in America you have ever visited?

[Shea Albrecht @SheaAlbrecht]

Happy Random Player Monday!
I find it hard to not do a Bilbao, España native,when I’m here @FinJevne. So here is Carlos Gurpegui. Played his entire career for Athletic Bilbao including a two-year ban for nandrolone use. A legend in my book nonetheless.
#RandomPlayerMonday

[Fin Jevne @FinJevne]

I fucking hate the Colorado Avalanche

[Fin Jevne @FinJevne]

This week is all about hitting bombs and carrying a steel-curtain mentality. Get the ball in the hole in as few strokes as possible, that’s baseball. Give me Jonathan Schoop #RandomPlayerMonday @SheaAlbrecht @REDACTEDBURNER0 @normaldude62

[Fin Jevne @FinJevne]

Quinn Cook would’ve never allowed yesterday’s events to transpire. Fire Scheyer. #RandomPlayerMonday @SheaAlbrecht @REDACTEDBURNER0 @normaldude62

[Richard Spelt @richardspplett]

FOX with Burkhardt and Davis

[Richard Spelt @richardspplett]

@PoolGenius @TeamRankings Ban these tweets @elonmusk

[Richard Spelt @richardspplett]

@WBCBaseball And Pujols is…

[Fin Jevne @FinJevne]

@SheaAlbrecht @normaldude62 @REDACTEDBURNER0

[Shea Albrecht @SheaAlbrecht]

Happy Birthday Random Player Monday!
Today marks 3 YEARS OF RPM, I have loved every second of it and I want to bring Andrew Shaw into the club for this special day. @FinJevne @REDACTEDBURNER0
#RandomPlayerMonday

[Fin Jevne @FinJevne]

@SheaAlbrecht @REDACTEDBURNER0 It wasn’t a matter of if Andrew Shaw was getting inducted but when

[Fin Jevne @FinJevne]

A special RPM today for our three-year anniversary. It’s been an awesome ride and here’s to many years to come. I’m watching this Mahtomedhi vs Hibbing semifinal and can’t help but think of former Zephyr Ben Dardis. A true shutdown netminder #RandomPlayerMonday

[PatoG @normaldude62]

Kevin gorg will be the most famous Minnesotan of all time when he retires

[(REDACTED)’s Burner @REDACTEDBURNER0]

Happy RPM! @FinJevne @normaldude62 @SheaAlbrecht
Going to college hoops since march is right around the corner. Wayne Selden used to attack the rim with authority. Nothing better than a college poster imo. Rock chalk.

[Fin Jevne @FinJevne]

It was magical watching the stars and stripes win gold 46 years after the Miracle was born. Today’s RPM is @TeamUSA olympian, Derian Hatcher (who looks prepared for a WWE TLC match in this image). #RandomPlayerMonday @SheaAlbrecht @REDACTEDBURNER0 @normaldude62