𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧

❝I might be the worst Spider-Man in history, but all that means is that I can do better.❞ 🕸Not Peter Parker🕸

[𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧 @REDBACK_SPDR]

https://t.co/TxJSdVSxdG

[𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧 @REDBACK_SPDR]

'ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ꜱᴇᴇ, ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ɪꜱ ꜱᴛᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ᴍᴇ

ɪ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴀ ᴡɪɴᴅᴏᴡ, ᴀ ʟɪᴍɪᴛ, ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ ɪᴛ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ

[𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧 @REDBACK_SPDR]

Swining.

He spots an Emma Frost.

Immediately slams into the side of a building.

[𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧 @REDBACK_SPDR]

He's swining from building to building when he sees another person too busy on their phone while behind the wheel.

Leaping down, he stops the car from heading into a red light.

[𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧 @REDBACK_SPDR]

"What's hanging?"

He's dangling upside-down from a web.

"Oh, it's me."

[𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧 @REDBACK_SPDR]

Ugh -

Cloudy day ... yesterday was a scorcher.

[𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧 @REDBACK_SPDR]

He didn't catch any fish today.

This day totally sucks.

[𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧 @REDBACK_SPDR]

"Uh ... my man boobs."

He's pointing at his chest.

[𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧 @REDBACK_SPDR]

"I ... was talking about the ... little white things that you shake and they heat up."

"But ... I mean ... I guess that might work."

[𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧 @REDBACK_SPDR]

Milfs are the most dangerous thing in society.

[𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧 @REDBACK_SPDR]

Do you have any hot hands 👉👈

I ran out this morning 😔

[𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧 @REDBACK_SPDR]

My moobs hurt

[𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧 @REDBACK_SPDR]

"Good morning everyone, hope you all are having a good one."

[𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐂 (H) @MutantMade]

⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐘𝐃𝐑𝐀 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐓.
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝘔𝘜𝘛𝘈𝘕𝘛 𝘈̶𝘕̶𝘋̶ ̶𝘗̶𝘙̶𝘖̶𝘜̶𝘋̶.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ 𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐂.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀#ᴰᵉᵐᵒⁿⁱˢⁱᵐˢ

[𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧 @REDBACK_SPDR]

As the two villains look up at Anni, they notice a certain web slinging hero diving down from a nearby skyscraper.

But it was too late, Dominic fired a web at the Shocker and pulled him up into the air, slamming the villain against the larger one.

"And score!"

[“ 𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐍 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐘 ” @Hanyaramain]

@REDBACK_SPDR

[Anni was flying back home after stopping an event across the world, flying over New York she catches rhino and shocker robbing a bank, she’d decide it’d be quick to clean them up]

[𝓜𝓙 🥀 @scarIetmuse]

Easy, done, on it

[𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧 @REDBACK_SPDR]

Hold the fuck up.

It's me, I'm the fuck up.

[𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧 @REDBACK_SPDR]

Ah ...

Got some content posted.

Now I sit here and wait for payday.

[𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧 @REDBACK_SPDR]

"You just gotta spit out some game. I'm sure you got it in you, dude."

[𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧 @REDBACK_SPDR]

🥵🥵🥵

[kel @kelzorrr]

QRT with art of Powerful Women