RED-Medic 🟥

Prepare for your examination!

[RED-Medic 🟥 @RED_Medic0929]

Currently employed at RED, primarily providing medical assistance. Do *NOT* question my expertise—I *am* a doctor, after all. Undeniably so. Danke für Ihre Kooperation.

[RED-Medic 🟥 @RED_Medic0929]

Had a delightful weekend. A most agreeable outdoor BBQ, even with limited ingredients and calories thoroughly exceeded... augh.

[WM @MjjjjWm]

#tf2 #tf2medic

[RED-Medic 🟥 @RED_Medic0929]

@thesharpbird You are flattering me. I’m always generous- medical compassion, after all! Not to rush you, but. do pencil me in. I *KNOW* you’d *NEVER* try to fob me off with mere praise.

[RED-Medic 🟥 @RED_Medic0929]

Ja, meine lieben Freunde! During my absence, I’ve been conducting research- undeniably! *Science!* Medically adjacent science! Stop calling me a fantasy-prone madman.

[RED-Medic 🟥 @RED_Medic0929]

@thesharpbird Come on. Zat won't be a problem! I never refuse *kind-hearted* volunteers... even from other teams.

[RED-Medic 🟥 @RED_Medic0929]

@daydream777_ T1m3 t0 mak3 s0m3 m3ss 💡💡💡

[RED-Medic 🟥 @RED_Medic0929]

@thesharpbird You are *clearly*, *absolutely*, *100%* *not* a coward. Am I right?

[RED-Medic 🟥 @RED_Medic0929]

Dear Mr. Redmond,

Sure! But I'm afraid that was too late. So Nein.

Curiously,
''RED Medic''

[Redmond Mann @REDMONDMANNco]

Dear RED Medics,

Please keep an eye on your soldiers, keep them away from light bulbs. I fear they might eat the bulbs.

Fearfully,
Redmond Mann

[RED-Medic 🟥 @RED_Medic0929]

@thesharpbird You! Yes, YOU. Herr Spy! What do you think about *becoming a volunteer*?

[RED-Medic 🟥 @RED_Medic0929]

@thesharpbird I agree! Then what do *you* think about zis?

[alan1945 @a_london_pigeon]

just hanging with the other flockers

[⛤Batmxkz 🦇 @_batmxkz_]

practicing my 2nd style:3
#medictf2 #tf2 #fanart #sillygoober

[Guizzmo @BhomkGizz]

Medic 😻

#TF2 #medicTF2

[RED-Medic 🟥 @RED_Medic0929]

Um-vell, of course. I need a little investment and volunteers now. Theory exists, but it still needs practice! Anyone sign up?

[RED-Medic 🟥 @RED_Medic0929]

I'm conducting research on *Lunch-Replacement Stomachs*.

You may ask: What is zis? Allow me to explain! Literally as it sounds—when you *don't* want lunch but *must* consume nutrients to sustain basic physiological functions, Zis will save you!

[RED-Medic 🟥 @RED_Medic0929]

I’ll install a small abdominal hatch, sever your gastric connection, attach two ports, and finally—provide you with 'lunch-pack stomach pouches' filled with food. Simply *replace* them when you skip meals! (Approximately 90% risk of fatal infection.)

[RED-Medic 🟥 @RED_Medic0929]

@yeyuelovesnow Thank you, Silly! But let me correct one thing: I am ze one and only god. At least in ze battlefield... Verehrt mich.

[RED-Medic 🟥 @RED_Medic0929]

You should know by now zat I occasionally do things zat might seem... *lacking in common sense*, usually after extended periods of overwork.

For instance, I just tried to wash fallen ice cubes- ze ones covered in dust - with tap water before putting them back in drinks. Aww!

[RED-Medic 🟥 @RED_Medic0929]

Danke for 100 followers! Vell. I didn't know you people liked watching an *old man* who complain to himself so much!