If you wan burst babe wey never chop head.. Send her money and attach one nonsense description
Sends 10k
You: use it and buy Amala
Her to her friends: Just Amala money oooo, he sent me 10k now imagine fried rice money... Nkiru this guy is on fire
Nigeria’s heat is becoming a personal attack at this point. 😭
You take a shower, step outside for 2 minutes and somehow need another shower
I think i need a Canada vacation
I Blocked My Childhood Friend After He Made a Joke About My Death. Was I Overreacting?
I’ve known this guy since our secondary school days. We’ve always been close, and I’ve considered him more like a Christian brother than just an ordinary friend. We talk, laugh and occasionally joke with each other.
A while ago, something happened that I initially brushed off. Around 1 a.m., he started sending me strange messages on WhatsApp, repeatedly calling my name and making comments about it being time for me to fly away. Some of the messages sounded like those Yoruba expressions people use when joking about someone dying in their sleep.
I found it strange but funny at the time. I even asked him what kind of thing he was smoking to be sending me such messages. We laughed about it, and I didn’t think much of it afterwards.
However, three day ago , I posted a picture, and he asked me to send it to him. I did, only for him to take the picture and use AI to edit it so that I appeared to be covered in blood, as though something terrible had happened to me.