𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐔𝐃𝐄

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𝖀ʜᴡᴜꜰꜰ, ᴇxᴄᴜꜱᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ɪ ᴘᴜꜱʜ
ᴍʏ ᴇɴᴛʀᴀɪʟꜱ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴ.

͏ ͏ ͏ ͏

[ᅟᅟgibson girl, @sainticide]

it won't leave me alone. it won't leave me alone. it won't leave me alone. it won't leave me alone. it won't leave me alone. it won't leave me alone. it won't leave me alone. it won't leave me alone.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐔𝐃𝐄 @REGRETSN0THING]

Head.

Seeing the other hold the door for him, dude just offered a cheeky smile — Before walking inside the bar.

“Thanks man.”

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐔𝐃𝐄 @REGRETSN0THING]

“Well I wouldn’t say that sounds like me at all.”

The ginger chuckled , everyone thought he was just a weirdo . Constantly terrifying residents with threats

“Italian? , huh sounds pretty cool — so are you like a ninja or something?”

He motioned to the bandana on the others +

[𝄖 𝙏𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙎𝙎𝙀𝙍 𝄖 @ToughAsNaiIs]

“ Odd . I think you're a charming guy . ”

Little chuckle— and he means it . He could sit and listen to the guy read a whole book .

“ Dunno , it feels fair to me . And you would be correct , I'm italian . ”

Dramatic bow as they reach the bar ,

(+)

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐔𝐃𝐄 @REGRETSN0THING]

…hmm, I don’t know what to ask you — maybe where you are from ? Doubt you are from anywhere near here.”

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐔𝐃𝐄 @REGRETSN0THING]

“Never been a “people’s” person .. social skills I don’t have a strong suit in.”

A shrug from his shoulders, he adjusts his sunglasses to block the brightness of the sun.

As they continue to walk towards the bar , he raised an eyebrow.

“You want me to ask you questions ? +

[𝄖 𝙏𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙎𝙎𝙀𝙍 𝄖 @ToughAsNaiIs]

“ Sometimes all it takes is one guy . I would know . ”

Fond smile , hands squeezing the bandana on his forehead . The bar isn't that far off . He's been here what , three days ?

“ Too many questions from me . Just noticed . Sorry , redhead . ”

(+)

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐔𝐃𝐄 @REGRETSN0THING]

𖤐 𝒲𝑜𝓇𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓅𝑒𝒹𝒷𝓎𝓃𝒾𝒸𝓀

My version of dude is non-shippable , since I am incorporating both POSTAL , postal 2 and brain damaged.

But he’s open for friendships and making enemies too.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐔𝐃𝐄 @REGRETSN0THING]

I might as well enjoy the bloodbath until I can return to whatever is left of my old town.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐔𝐃𝐄 @REGRETSN0THING]

Well I was thrown into the psych ward , for apparently causing so much mass murder in my old home town..

Though if I recall I think I surrendered to the cops before I did anything else .

Anyways — doesn’t stop me from killing people . . . If it’s no consequence here +

[ᅠ #‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕯𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝕯𝐖𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓ᅠׅ⎖ @PlZZAWHAT]

━ the kind of guy who's just killing people to kill them、i guess.

...

um. please don't quote me on that whenever you start to actually brutalize me though.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐔𝐃𝐄 @REGRETSN0THING]

Lots of shitbags with problems , some places there were okay — I preferred the bars.”

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐔𝐃𝐄 @REGRETSN0THING]

“Having a dog as a companion is much better than people .. I hate everyone.”

The ginger trails behind the other , hands shoved into trenchcoat pockets.

“Boring , I moved there cause I got a job only to get fired the next day after being hired. . . Decent people +

[𝄖 𝙏𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙎𝙎𝙀𝙍 𝄖 @ToughAsNaiIs]

“ I would have one . But I don't have the time . ”

The younger one nods , gesturing him to follow him .

“ Paradise— How was it , the town ? I'm a guy that likes to think that we shouldn't avoid talking about certain things . Feels like we're making them taboo . ”

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐔𝐃𝐄 @REGRETSN0THING]

Welcome to the club, so am I.

[；𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 .ᐟ @THREADINGWEBBS]

i’m stressed just having this conversation . . .

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐔𝐃𝐄 @REGRETSN0THING]

“Mhm , he’s been my best friend since our days in paradise , a man’s best friend.. I’d do anything to protect my dog.”

The sound of an ice cold beer would be nice for him to drink.

“Uhh beer , and maybe a cup of soda if I ever feel the need for it.”

[𝄖 𝙏𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙎𝙎𝙀𝙍 𝄖 @ToughAsNaiIs]

“ Sorry— about your marriage . And your town . I can't imagine . Champ , you said ? Your dog ? ”

Changing topics .

“ Tell you what , Dude . What do you drink ? Coffee ? Something else ? Let me buy you something . We can't undo the past . ”

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐔𝐃𝐄 @REGRETSN0THING]

I guess .. he’s the reason why I do the shit I do.

[‍‍ ‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍ᴛʜᴇ 𝓡𝙰𝙱𝙱𝙸𝚃 , @SANGUINESKYLARK]

damn. bullet induced little guy in your head.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐔𝐃𝐄 @REGRETSN0THING]

@nirvxnai 𖤐 𝒲𝑜𝓇𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓅𝑒𝒹𝒷𝓎𝓃𝒾𝒸𝓀

I haven’t written dude since forever , I missed writing him , I’ve just recently got back to playing the games

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐔𝐃𝐄 @REGRETSN0THING]

“Yeah I’m glad to be single too — gives me less of a hassle to deal with and I can focus on my own life , plus my dog is all I need to keep me company.”

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐔𝐃𝐄 @REGRETSN0THING]

He didn’t like to have people go into his life like they were doctors trying to figure out what kind of illness he was suffering from.

He enjoyed keeping things a secret , his mind was a dark place so if that was never brought up he’d be safe .. at least that’s what he thinks +

[𝄖 𝙏𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙎𝙎𝙀𝙍 𝄖 @ToughAsNaiIs]

Eyes flicker down . The response not really clarifying if it was before or after .

The man was hiding something .

Alongside that comment of that other guy going on a rampage , Emmerich is keeping everything into a mental note .

He shurgs , smiling faintly .

(+)

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐔𝐃𝐄 @REGRETSN0THING]

… more like a bullet lodged in my head and I keep seeing an alternative voice and person in my head.

[‍‍ ‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍ᴛʜᴇ 𝓡𝙰𝙱𝙱𝙸𝚃 , @SANGUINESKYLARK]

so you've got , what , a fuckin' ... running commentary in there?

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐔𝐃𝐄 @REGRETSN0THING]

It’s not a backstory , bunny lady .
My brain just tends to make me say what the hell is wrong with me .

[‍‍ ‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍ᴛʜᴇ 𝓡𝙰𝙱𝙱𝙸𝚃 , @SANGUINESKYLARK]

rest in peace to your brain i guess. i don't know what to do with backstories , sorry.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐔𝐃𝐄 @REGRETSN0THING]

𝘕𝘪𝘤𝘬 , he / they , spiritual practitioner
23 , low to high activity
volunteer part time , Pacific standard time, engaged irl, Postal Dude enthusiast since 2018 .

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐔𝐃𝐄 @REGRETSN0THING]

🜏. 𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐔𝐃𝐄 @REGRETSN0THING]

𖤐 𝒲𝑜𝓇𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓅𝑒𝒹𝒷𝓎𝓃𝒾𝒸𝓀

Rick hunters voice acting as dude scratches my brain so good.

He’s the voice I’m using for my version of dude .