River Son

I’m mostly irREVerent and snarky. ALL Tweets are my own opinion. I speak for no one (or Church) but myself. Former Chaplain. Future therapist. (She/her/hers)

[River Son @REI1776]

@WUTangKids This is exactly what I needed today. Thank you!

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@united, you really sh!t the bed with our flights today. Just like your crew, we need rest before our 8am tomorrow. No day pass for a 7 hour layover. No way to change airports. Won’t bring bags to me; forcing me to go get them when it’s United’s fault.

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@JamesTaylor_com Thanks for a great show!

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Brought my daughter to see her first concert to see @JamesTaylor_com at the @HollywoodBowl. Turns out JT brought his kid, too. ❤️

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Happy 20th Anniversary to @NPRinskeep! I’d listen to you read the phonebook.
You, @kairyssdal, @glynnwashington, and Terri Gross @nprfreshair could tell me to rob a bank and I’d consider it. 😉

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Thank you for a wonderful show, @IAMANITABAKER! We love you—even if the sound board was being wonky! ❤️

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Actually, it’s been over 25.
Crossing my fingers for “Fairytales”.

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I’ve been waiting over a year for this concert. @IAMANITABAKER

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@rolandsmartin Born and raised in Wisconsin; got 20. My paternal grandparents were from the South.

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@IAMANITABAKER Ma’am, no worries. We’ll be here when you’re ready. I’ll be on your left. ❤️ (My view to the stage.) I will stay off my phone during your show. I saw the memo.

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@SkylerJay_ Ummm…WHAT?! Ewwww.

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He told you it would happen. He was very clear he didn’t want what happened to his mother happen to his wife. They didn’t hear him.
https://t.co/quPSpN5F2I

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@TheBloggess Depression lies to us.

It’s going to be okay. I’m not lying to you.

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This amazing woman turned 96 yesterday. She lives in independent living, cooks for herself, does yoga and walks daily. Don’t let her diminutive stature fool you. She suffers no fools.
She’s also my grandmother. ❤️

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@SkylerJay_ Hell yeah, you did!

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30-and-Up Twitter, drop a photo of your with your age.
Age: 47

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@RevSarahLocke, do you have a favorite bathtub tray?
What’s the bath pillow you like?

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Thanks for not sucking today, my dear home state of Wisconsin!

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@RevSarahLocke Dinner seating is generally more involved.
Let me know if you have any other questions. I’m happy to help. ⛳️🏌️‍♀️

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@RevSarahLocke Most of the ones I’ve been in have the following dress code:
No t-shirts
Shirts must have collars
No denim/jeans
No cutoffs
No golf shoes in the clubhouse
Golf or tennis attire may be allowed in clubhouse for lunch*