- BELOVA

❝ . . . I'm not the killer little girls call their hero.❞⠀⠀⠀ᶠᵃᵏᵉ (18+)⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ # CORVID (parody)

[- BELOVA @RELENTLESSWIDOW]

https://t.co/OJfuZLCiuu

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Blissfully unaware of her sister, she plates up the food and proceeds to add a generous dose of hot sauce.

She pets Fanny on the head as she sits at the table.

[- BELOVA @RELENTLESSWIDOW]

She's humming to herself as she makes some mac and cheese.

She has some free time now she's not trying to murder barton.

[- BELOVA @RELENTLESSWIDOW]

Yelena.

[- BELOVA @RELENTLESSWIDOW]

STANDS AND APPLAUDS

[— KURT @EYESlNTHESKY]

I am starting the year off right...

By installing a 'Dad Joke Jar' in the X-Con office.
You tell a dad joke, you put dollar in jar.

(He is sure that, by February 14th, he will be able to buy Scott something nice)

[- BELOVA @RELENTLESSWIDOW]

that's too bad.

who are you?

[- BELOVA @RELENTLESSWIDOW]

I literally have no idea who you are.

[- BELOVA @RELENTLESSWIDOW]

what did I miss?

[— KURT @EYESlNTHESKY]

« Your robot arm is waterproof.

How handy . . .

. . . Pun intended »

[Kurt Goreshter. Computer Hacker. Ant-Man/What If RP. Writer is 20+. Possible triggering themes. Ships with chem. Multiverse. Crossovers welcome]

♥️+🔁?

[- BELOVA @RELENTLESSWIDOW]

OUR BODIES
OUR CHOICE

[- BELOVA @RELENTLESSWIDOW]

pinky swears are very important. and legally binding.

let's go!

[- BELOVA @RELENTLESSWIDOW]

yes! with all the toppings.

don't tell your mom.

[- BELOVA @RELENTLESSWIDOW]

I have?

Well, you're welcome.

[— KURT @EYESlNTHESKY]

Thank you.

Oh, thank you.

You have made my day. No. You have made my year.

[- BELOVA @RELENTLESSWIDOW]

ice cream goes great with pancake. Look at you, full of brilliant ideas.

[- BELOVA @RELENTLESSWIDOW]

ahhh, good idea!

[- BELOVA @RELENTLESSWIDOW]

. . . Alright, I'll take a flyer.

But only because you smiled so nicely.

[— KURT @EYESlNTHESKY]

We are security consultant. We make security products to keep house and business safe.

"We got you covered"

[Cue a, terribly awkward, smile and thumbs up. Luis had him practice the company slogan]

[- BELOVA @RELENTLESSWIDOW]

What is X-Con?

Explain to me.

[— KURT @EYESlNTHESKY]

My only wish for the end of 2023?

For somebody to, please, take X-Con leaflet from me.
I am yet to give away single one.

[- BELOVA @RELENTLESSWIDOW]

probably!

[Clint Bi-ton @SoftClintsArrow]

Is star guy man lord his actual name?

[- BELOVA @RELENTLESSWIDOW]

I'm gonna get chocolate chip. with lots of maple syrup.