Blissfully unaware of her sister, she plates up the food and proceeds to add a generous dose of hot sauce.
She pets Fanny on the head as she sits at the table.
I am starting the year off right...
By installing a 'Dad Joke Jar' in the X-Con office.
You tell a dad joke, you put dollar in jar.
(He is sure that, by February 14th, he will be able to buy Scott something nice)
« Your robot arm is waterproof.
How handy . . .
. . . Pun intended »
[Kurt Goreshter. Computer Hacker. Ant-Man/What If RP. Writer is 20+. Possible triggering themes. Ships with chem. Multiverse. Crossovers welcome]
♥️+🔁?
We are security consultant. We make security products to keep house and business safe.
"We got you covered"
[Cue a, terribly awkward, smile and thumbs up. Luis had him practice the company slogan]