Robin Locksley

Never judge a book by its movie. BD-verse.

[Robin Locksley @RELocksley]

Payment pending, to be delivered upon my amassing a small fortune.

[Robin Locksley @RELocksley]

I love my daughter with every last cell in my body, but I will give a small fortune to anyone who can figure out how to install a snooze button on this child.

[DannyUK @DannyUK]

On a crowded train heading back from London to Chelmsford. Its a lovely sunny day. I've got headphones on. Everyone's minding their own business as the train speeds past a field of cows.

"Oooh, moo cows!" I say, out loud.

Out. Loud.

Moo cows.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

A garden is a zoo for plants

[Time Out New York @TimeOutNewYork]

Don’t be a dick about it, just swipe someone into the subway if they ask: https://t.co/inXy1mS1Rv

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If you accumulate all the flora, fauna, and metal your true love gives you each day in the “Twelve Days of Christmas” song, you’ll own 12 Trees, 40 Gold Rings, 140 Humans, and 185 Birds of 6 different species.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Dear Twits
I wish you all a Happy Christ's Birthday Anniversary, regardless of your culture, class, religious orientation, sexual preference, or race, provided only that you don't vote next year for the delusional five-year-old currently destroying everything I love about the USA

[Robin Locksley @RELocksley]

If one has Turkish Delight in the afternoon, can one call it a bit of afternoon delight? Asking for a friend.

[Robin Locksley @RELocksley]

My wife has a cold. My wife is snoring. I take comfort in the knowledge that one of us is sleeping well.

(Let's keep this between us.)

[Robin Locksley @RELocksley]

Sugar, and spice, and everything nice.... #daddyslittlegirl https://t.co/JLVhs9uWgs

[Regina Locksley @ForbiddenRegina]

My little Valentine. 🌹

[Robin Locksley @RELocksley]

@EmmaSwanNYC @ForbiddenRegina I can't believe she posted the picture with the giant bow, she protested that til the moment it hit L's head

[Robin Locksley @RELocksley]

I'm helplessly in love. And glad she has hair - I did not. https://t.co/iEG9dSVwNd

[Regina Locksley @ForbiddenRegina]

Freshly baked and extra sweet. 🌹#babybun

[Robin Locksley @RELocksley]

@EmmaSwanNYC @ForbiddenRegina I did alright, then?

[Robin Locksley @RELocksley]

@ForbiddenRegina @EmmaSwanNYC point, I'm pretty sure I could buy you a penthouse and it wouldn't be enough. I get to spoil you now and then

[Robin Locksley @RELocksley]

@ForbiddenRegina @EmmaSwanNYC You also said you didn't need a private room. You carried our child, you birthed her without drugs. At this

[Robin Locksley @RELocksley]

@EmmaSwanNYC @ForbiddenRegina Back of my nightstand drawer.

[Robin Locksley @RELocksley]

@EmmaSwanNYC @ForbiddenRegina But after watching her birth a child today, I think I may have underbought

[Robin Locksley @RELocksley]

@EmmaSwanNYC @ForbiddenRegina I got her something - it's at the house. I forgot it last night in my haste to get her out the door before ☃

[Robin Locksley @RELocksley]

@EmmaSwanNYC You are a savior. Bless you. We are forever in your debt.