Jay

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Fernandes - £85m
Tonali - £92.5m
Savinho - £75m
Marmoush - £60m
Van Hecke - £52m

Three league games.
Zero goals.
Zero wins.
Zero shots on target v Forest.

You just can't teach that.

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

United's board have 48 hours to support our manager. If they don't then that defence is going to be the end of him.

[London & UK Street News @CrimeLdn]

A murder investigation is underway following a fatal shooting on Willington Road, S₩9, last night.

Police were called at around 10pm on Monday, 10 August, following reports of a firearm being discharged.

Officers found a man suffering from gunshot wounds and provided medical assistance alongside the London Ambulance Service.

Despite their efforts, he was Adm pronounced dead at the scene.

A second victim later presented at hospital.

Police have that his injuries are changing or life-threatening

A police cordon and forensic tent remain at the scene this morning while investigations continue.

[London & UK Street News @CrimeLdn]

Reports of a shooting tonight in Clapham North outside the landor

[England Football Fans @EnglidsAway]

Imagine if you were losing 1-0 at HT and then you had to sit through Sesame Street playing guitar. My head would be on Mars.

[Morgan @utdscope]

Goosebumps, what a nation.

[MUFC Scoop @MUFCScoop]

CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE, YOU’LL NEVER SING THAT! 😂😂😂

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

The last time a team not called Celtic or Rangers won the Scottish Premiership title was when SIR ALEX FERGUSON won it with Aberdeen in 1985.

Can not stress enough how huge this result would be for Scottish football.

Come on, Hearts! 💜

[Laurie Whitwell @lauriewhitwell]

That Manchester United qualify for the Champions League with three games to spare, from where they were, is a credit to Carrick + his staff.

Loose start to second half but #MUFC winning game twice is a sign of character. Mainoo’s goal superb power + precision from a side-foot.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

”European games have a beauty all of their own." – Sir Matt Busby ❤️

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Throwing a headbutt towards another player: Yellow card.

Touching someone's ponytail: Off you go.

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

Not even a week apart

Same referees, different decisions.

Welcome to the Premier League. 👏👏

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

BREAKING: Spurs become the first team in history to have zero New Manager Bounce three times in the same season

[EXPRESSIONS OOZING @ExpressionsOOZ]

😂😂😂😂

#ARSBOU

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

It has to be a massive inside joke from Arsenal at this point.

Because WTF is this 😂😂😂

[Jay @REMERJ]

🤣😭

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

I'm sorry but this is tragic 😭https://t.co/S6lExW6Yoh

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

I'm sorry but this is tragic 😭https://t.co/S6lExW6Yoh

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

OFFICIAL: Liverpool have ended March with a total of 0 Premier League wins. ❌

L vs Wolves
D vs Spurs
L vs Brighton

And they have 4 wins in their last 13 games.

GIVE ARNE A NEW 10 YEAR CONTRACT IMMEDIATELY! 😂😂😂