@baddestmamajama LOL - my dad once suddenly pulled the car over and jumped out in a full panic, leaving me behind. There was a bee in the car. He's not even allergic.
I like living in a city because I am not chained to a multi ton machine it is de facto mandatory to own that I have to orient most decisions in my life around, but yeah the food and drinks are cool too.
my friend has an asshole cat named bart & everytime she talks about him it’s like an abusive husband. wdym it’s going to “set off” bart if you get home late
@PapiAceFBC @Cremedelaslim_ I worked in loss prevention for a few months and my co-workers were baldly racist. If a black man came into the store they were watching him. There were "alert signals" we were trained on, didn't matter that innocent guy had none of them and didn't steal. Worst job I ever had.
every week now somebody logs in and posts, like, “you shouldn’t expect authors to read” or “maybe women shouldn’t be allowed to have jobs” and it’s like reading telegrams from Count Olaf.
I hate how everything is USB-powered now. Why does my toothbrush need to know my computer? I don't like the idea of them hanging out talking shit about my gums and browser history when I'm not around.
Men aren’t fond of women, broadly. They’re attracted to women. Allowing them to skate by as if those two things are the same is part of the reason we have the incel movement.
hate when you tell a hilarious story and then everyone’s like “omg im so sorry that happened to you?????” like get with the program honey we’re laughing about this
The thing is that when a liberal party loses to a very conservative one, the near-universal takeaway is "we need to be more conservative" not "let's move farther to the left."
kinda crazy how the weather is just going to get worse until we die unless we manage to convince a bunch of rich people that the planet is more important than capitalism