Michael P.

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Not MAGA trying to contact my boss only to find out I AM the boss here

[spring coefficient @awwhalenawl]

Please go ride your slingshot 😂

[Michael P. @RE_MichaelP]

Acting just like my ex trying to use this scenario & making it all about you. I see right through it🤣

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Baby the std rate so high ion want NO HEAD , SHOULDERS, KNEES OR TOES from u nggas!

[Michael P. @RE_MichaelP]

Straw should actually be called TEARS 😭

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

No one who actually cooks wants to cook with other people in the kitchen

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Taking someone back after they’ve cheated on you.

[Brother Legend @BigBroLGND]

They called Michelle Obama a man for years while Melania over here looking like Caitlyn Jenner🤭

[Michael P. @RE_MichaelP]

And you’re a hoe

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

F
A
F
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[Libs Hate Us @LibsHateUs]

She actually punched a baby. When you think you've seen it all, these people continually lower the bar.🦍

[Uncle Daddy Wee-Yum @MrGee54]

He said "whoa knigger, relax"

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Her filter is holding on for dear life 😭

[marlon wayans @MarlonWayans]

Hey @souljaboy had that
“pookie mouf”
That crack “keep calling’ him and calling him”

[POOJA!!! @PoojaMedia]

This editor won't make heaven. 😭🤣 https://t.co/mFXXd8Og1O

[Tiff4Mahogany_44 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 NATO MEMBER @tiff4mahogany]

White folks can’t stand us. 🖤

[Michael P. @RE_MichaelP]

Ppl don’t ever have to worry about me hitting them up lol

[6xvoo @6xmr11]

“black white supremacist” nigga was a retard💔💔