ALL POINTS BULLETIN: Auditions for the upcoming theatre production of “Jaws: The Revenge: The Musical” will be held in the Calypso High auditorium next Wednesday at 7pm! Thanks!
If you’re in the vicinity of Dot’s Diner, please pick up two number threes, five number nines, and 10 number twos and bring them to 322 10th Avenue. Our boys are on a stakeout and need fuel for their bodies.
It is advised that any and all citizens with longer hair to not use the CoinStar machine at the Food Giant. We’ve already had seven cases of people getting their hairs stuck this week!
Hey, y'all just testing this Facebook Twitter connect thing out. Nothing too serious.
Actually, there's a buncha cobras loose at Dale's Exotic Pets so I guess that's serious. Duct tape your ankles if you haven't!
Drug PSA: Stop huffing keyboard duster! My keyboard is filthy because all you #teens keep buying up all the cans!
Also, it’s harmful to your brain apparently.