Radio Free Val Verde

Every month, @ErikBlevins and the artist formerly known as @ryantologist flap their gums about a movie where stuff blows up real good.

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In the last of our "lost" episodes, we cut about 20 minutes of off topic chatter and it's still extremely off topic. The classic RFVV way. https://t.co/bFptqTNMNb

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@will_crist @SheaSerrano Stealing this as a tagline.

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Don't let your disappointment in the casting distract you from being disappointed that the director is Doug Liman. The "elevator in an outhouse" line is going to take 7 minutes to deliver so Emmett can gesture erratically.

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Jake Gyllenhaal-Starring ‘Road House’ Reboot Gets Green Light at Prime Video https://t.co/EilOMXEgYH

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@TVsBrent Uggghhhh Doug Liman directing. Gonna turn it into wink-nudge self-congratulatory constant lampshade bullshit. Watch, he'll get like Jimmy Fallon or some shit to play Brad Wesley.

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Much like the movie discussed in it, this episode is suspiciously light on substance* despite a relatively short running time.

*that isn't about Road House or where Crispin Glover jacks off

https://t.co/cud9oXHnLa

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That is not a realistic task in the amount of June remaining, so you'll all get to enjoy a double dip July instead. Apologies for the wait, use the time to bone up on the upcoming Nathan's Famous Hotdog Eating Contest.

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Whoever had 16 in the pool for first late episode of the new run of our show wins (no one wins, you all had a lower number). The episode is done, but Ryan moved house and the machine it was recorded on is acting up in a way more stuff will have to be unpacked in order to access.

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@MMISPodcast Podcasts that everyone assumed were over making a comeback after a long time is good imo.

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My quarantine jail expiry day was today (and I'm fine, for the record, get your damn shots they do their job). Came right down to the wire to get the dude over here and restore my ability to upload the damn thing. So appreciate this one a little extra, will you?

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We acted like smarty pantses for a bit and unpacked the surprising (to us) literariness of The Matrix. Also there are references to a bunch of shitty 311 songs and at least one pun about cum https://t.co/Yjfw3SVyjX

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But before they could send a tech out to figure out what happened to my line, I caught the plague (seems to be a friend's kid's fault... kids these days with their Tik Tok and their infectious disease) and had to cancel the appointment so as not to spread it to the tech.

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We've got some solid gold dick for you. You'll have to listen to find out what that means. https://t.co/4YAhwC70Wa

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Why is no one talking about what this version of the broadcast picked up?

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If you've been keeping up. You may have guessed our robots series would eventually cover the Terminator franchise. You might not have guessed we'd jump straight to the third movie though. https://t.co/KDX3O5Y9fb

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This month we tried something different and discussed action movie portrayals of police violence through the lens of 1987's Robocop. The artistically brave recut of the Murphy death scene we discuss can be viewed here. https://t.co/sk4iv8EfRJ

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Oh, you thought February being a stupid fake month without enough days in it was going to stop us from putting out an episode this month? Well you were wrong. https://t.co/bs1kChGGik

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We cooked our Blade Runner episode from 2016 low and slow and it's finally ready to serve. It includes 14 minutes of discussion on whether androids take a BM when they die. https://t.co/l62wuI9IRz

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To mark the occasion, we took some time to remember our favourite scenes featuring machetes, chains, and trucks. https://t.co/lWIdlGTcoW

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Did you know today was the anniversary of something truly magical? On December 12, 2012, a man with a machete fought a man with a chain in front of a burning tow truck in the DC suburbs. https://t.co/uMyIaJTlzT