If you’re from Texas and left for college and you don’t get up every morning at 7:30 and say the Texas pledge you’re a traitor to the state and you better start or you’re not allowed back in, traitor.
@HazbinHotel In episode 3 when zestial says that Alastair has fallen to “holy arms” was he talking about the fact that he is doing something good by helping the hotel? Or was he alluding to working with Lilith since she’s in heaven?
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On this day 4 years ago, I was hit by a drunk driver while riding my bike. I shouldn’t be here. Today should’ve been the 4-year anniversary of my death. But lemme tell y’all about a man named Jesus...
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Fun fact: if girls don’t take pictures of themselves in self checkout cameras, they are hauled off by the Oompa Loompas from Wonkas factory never to be seen again :/