Skeletor’s Hippie Bitch

[Iren Horrors @Iren_Horrors]

Happy Friday the 13th! 💀

[Anna Granta ADHD Coach, UK @annagranta]

ADHD is spending the day in waiting mode because I have a Thing at 1pm.

[Emani Mone @EmaniMone]

Someone said our love languages are things we lacked as a child & I can’t unhear it

[Skeletor’s Hippie Bitch @RFearie]

Good lord it’s hard to be punk rock when you’re only 5’1”

[Skeletor’s Hippie Bitch @RFearie]

Being fake deep is just as much fun as real deep

[Skeletor’s Hippie Bitch @RFearie]

There’s a time when you think, “If people are going to treat me like an object I might as well decorate myself like one”

[Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard]

Roses are red
My boobs are sweaty
They roll up like ribbons
Or titty spaghetti

[Diane Doniol-Valcroze @ddoniolvalcroze]

Here’s Johnny Cash wearing a pair of waders, early 1960s

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

short gals we need to let these tall men go. they’ve gotten cocky with power. also we look stupid next to them. ALSO they’re cheating on us. it’s not worth it. we’re dating short kings from now on. we’ll just have to buy a mechanical grabber if we want stuff from the top shelf

[l’art est une étoile @syiphee]

eyes can tell you the whole story

[Skeletor’s Hippie Bitch @RFearie]

Yo this is straight up dumb