@aps_dave Also if you haven't realized you only Joe's friend during business hours, once his girlfriend or wife comes home you got to go chump you ain't nothing. Fair warning , anyone that puts a woman before his business won't last long.
@aps_dave And spend more than 1.50 on a shirt. Get something other than collared thrft shirts . We all know he tells u to save $ but you look like a dufus . Get yourself something decent , and quit trying to say you like it.joe will be disappointed that u spent $ on a shirt but fuck him.
If y’all know me, you know how excited I was to see ric flair drip live at chella, but chose to see @itskamaiyah instead & NO. FUCKING. REGRETS. WHATSOEVER. @YG. @TooShort. We was literally second row. Erick& I lost our shit to shake that monkey 🤣
MATCH ANNOUNCEMENT:
Holy Shit Scramble
Mance Warner Vs. Kris Chambers Vs. Mark Wheeler Vs. Calvin Tankman Vs. Space Monkey Vs. Kenny Sutra Vs. Markus Crane Vs. Elliott Paul
4/28 in Chicago!
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Joke: "A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender looks at him and..." I can't remember the rest but Donald Trump is a Lying sack of shit.-- Sean Connery, 2018
Gin Monkey's guide to coping with the hot weather:
1. Pint glass
2. Add shit loads of ice
3. Pour a double gin (ain't no such thing as a single gin)
4. Add lovely bubbly tonic
5. Garnish with colourful fruit. Because you're fancy
6. Imbibe in approximately 3 minutes
7. Repeat
To clear up any confusion, https://t.co/qaLGxh0fTg *is* my actual YouTube channel. Some of you have talked to me via the APS comments section before, but I’ve kept it pretty low-key until now. It’s a bit bare at the moment, but I can promise that it won’t be for much longer.