Why does boris Johnson speak like heโs at an auction, with the background laughter from his monkeys. This isnโt a stand up comedy however much of a clown you are! #HouseOfCommons
Itโs the year 2050, we finally accept that Mc Donaldโs serve paper straws, thereโs a chain of vegan bakeries, Kanye is president and one direction are having a reunion, Britain are still part of the EU and Brexit is now called Brexshit!
My 2 year old keeps touching my tummy saying โbaby, babyโ then my 5 year old responds by saying โno, fat trampolineโ - kids really know how to make you feel good ๐
spent the morning working at @GreggsOfficial ๐บ๐ป all those school mornings stuffing steak bakes into my face turned out to be worth it ๐ฅ x #capaldis#greggs
Itโs disgusting and upsetting that such awful care can be happening behind closed doors? How can there be so many awful humans out there that let this go on? #Panorama