Robert Mugabe

Former head of Zimbabwe government between 1980-2017. Served as PM until 1987, thereafter as President. Pisces.

[Robert Mugabe @RGMugabe]

Regretting some of my life choices now. How was I to know that hell would be full of Rhodesian farmers and sodomites?

[Robert Mugabe @RGMugabe]

Utter rubbish. Wasn’t my last card, offered the wife up the moment the Generals came knocking. #zimbabwe https://t.co/OIexCPyzb3

[Robert Mugabe @RGMugabe]

Right, that's over. Anyone seen my wife? I could use a home cooked meal. #zimbabwe #mugabe

[Robert Mugabe @RGMugabe]

Sha :/ #zimbabwe

[Robert Mugabe @RGMugabe]

Sorry, you thought I was going to what..? #zimbabwe

[Robert Mugabe @RGMugabe]

Weird morning… Moyo, Kasukuwere, Chihuri & Chombo haven’t shown up for work and ZBC seems to be playing some half decent tunes for a change. Something going on I don’t know about? #Zimbabwe

[Robert Mugabe @RGMugabe]

Really, this is unforgivable! Who could honestly compare me to that hate-mongering imbecile @realDonaldTrump?

[Robert Mugabe @RGMugabe]

I just won a Chinese peace prize called a Confucius. In your face Barack, you and your puny Nobel https://t.co/2W8gP0MuEf

[Robert Mugabe @RGMugabe]

Some days I look at @ProfJNMoyo and wonder how the good lord managed to make a blithering idiot so clever #mysterious

[Robert Mugabe @RGMugabe]

Stay strong @SeppBlatter, the world loves a corrupt despot. Need any help with that election? #FIFAcorruption #rookies

[Robert Mugabe @RGMugabe]

On my 91st birthday, my true love cooked for me - 2 elephant, 2 buffalo, 2 sable, 5 impala & 1 lion (though I'd prefer a light salad)

[Robert Mugabe @RGMugabe]

Typical, I bust some light breakdancing moves at airport & imperialist press claim I fell http://t.co/mQn2pNx5XQ

[Robert Mugabe @RGMugabe]

@jerrywiseowl how droll! Did you think that up by yourself?

[Robert Mugabe @RGMugabe]

@jerryspiegelman, such vitriol! By savage, I assume you are referring to my lusty proclivities and not my skin tone?

[Robert Mugabe @RGMugabe]

My name is Robert Gabriel Mugabe, king of kings: Look on my works, ye imperialists and people of dubious moral standing and despair!

[Robert Mugabe @RGMugabe]

Seventh inauguration in the bag. I could get used to this.

[Robert Mugabe @RGMugabe]

Thanks for the fist bump Jacob. What further endorsement for fairness of our election does the world need? http://t.co/YLUmUb3MpJ

[Robert Mugabe @RGMugabe]

@BOBBYSNR for love of god, refrain from broadcasting your idiocy. If you haven't intelligence to say something intelligible, stay silent.

[Robert Mugabe @RGMugabe]

Chinamasa says I have great memory & good health for man my age. Damn straight Patrick, I could run circles around you! #ZimElections

[Robert Mugabe @RGMugabe]

Poll "Free, honest & credible" according to AU. Diamond encrusted thanks for your outstanding service Olusegun! #ZimElections