Renata Glasc

Renata Glasc of Glasc Industries | Entrepreneur, Alchemist, Chem-Baroness | Zaun’s 30 under 30 | I don’t believe in having enemies | DM for business inquiries

[Renata Glasc @RGlasc429]

Marketing finally finished setting up my...whatever this website is called, I don't remember. But, just so you all know, I'm going to be having my interns screen all of your submissions. Don't even think about sending anything degenerate.

https://t.co/Txod6VnkC6

[Renata Glasc @RGlasc429]

@hextechfounder ...Viktor should've used more sharks.

[Renata Glasc @RGlasc429]

My, how...thoughtful.

[V1KTOR @MACH1NEHER4LD]

EVERY0NE IS TO MARV3L AT HOW ANC1ENT @RGLASC429 IS TOD4Y ON HER N4ME DAY.

OF WHICH HISTOR1ANS ARE ALRE4DY ON F1RST-NAME BASIS W1TH HER.

HA HA HA HA H4 HA HA HA.

[Renata Glasc @RGlasc429]

@yurityped @MACH1NEHER4LD Honest mistake. Don’t worry about it, pet.

[Renata Glasc @RGlasc429]

@allmadeclear My family estate also went up in flames, but you don’t see me being unemployed and homeless.

It’s a mindset problem, dear.

[Renata Glasc @RGlasc429]

*Someone* didn't get many valentines during their schooling days.

[V1KTOR @MACH1NEHER4LD]

M4DE UP HOLID4Y TO PROM0TE CAPITAL1SM.

MOSTLY PRESSUR1NG CONSUMERS TO PURCH4SE SWEETS, PLANTS TH3Y WILL SOON K1LL, AND GIFTS TH3Y WOULD NOT OTHERW1SE. ALL WH1LE SAYING W0RDS THEY DO NOT ME4N.

CONSUMER1SM IS A DISE4SE.

[Renata Glasc @RGlasc429]

@yurityped @MACH1NEHER4LD No.

[Renata Glasc @RGlasc429]

@MACH1NEHER4LD Nothing. Just pointing out how unlikeable you were even before you turned yourself into a walking toaster.

[Renata Glasc @RGlasc429]

@Packupthelouie No. Why would I want their garbage?

[Renata Glasc @RGlasc429]

To clarify for the last time: Glasc Industries will NOT be having any Valentine's Day promotions.

I hate this holiday, so stop asking.

[Renata Glasc @RGlasc429]

@allmadeclear Frankly, I was too busy climbing Zaun’s social ladder to notice.

Is that what you spend all your time on? Fretting over petty crushes? No wonder you’re a drop-out.

[Renata Glasc @RGlasc429]

@yurityped @MACH1NEHER4LD Things can be pink on any other day of the year, pet. You just have to make an effort.

[Renata Glasc @RGlasc429]

@MACH1NEHER4LD Pray harder. Maybe Janna will actually hear you this time.

[Renata Glasc @RGlasc429]

@MACH1NEHER4LD @hextechfounder Nothing? I don’t use music streaming apps.

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Dating is broken

[Renata Glasc @RGlasc429]

@MACH1NEHER4LD @hextechfounder Both of you have horrible taste.

[Renata Glasc @RGlasc429]

@Xx_Ama1_xX I’ll…see what I can do. Enjoy your day in the meantime. 🎉

[Renata Glasc @RGlasc429]

@MACH1NEHER4LD @Xx_Ama1_xX I always knew this day would come. Pity it’s so soon. Wrap up any unfinished business you may still have, Viktor. It’s time you’re “dealt with”.

[Renata Glasc @RGlasc429]

@1WRECKINCREW @MACH1NEHER4LD …Don’t call me that if you know what’s good for you.

[Renata Glasc @RGlasc429]

@MACH1NEHER4LD @1WRECKINCREW I can lend you my lawyer, if you’d like. Her rate does run a little high, though.

If you’re just having people trouble, there’s a much easier solution.