Retief Goosezyn

Golf Purist | 6mg Wintergreens | Wish I was a t100 member | H&B Enthusiast

[Retief Goosezyn @RGoosezyn]

Pros of being in the golf business: I never have to buy clothes or pay cost

Cons: I’ve been asked 4 times about the clothes I’ve worn today (I really don’t mind talking ball) and a group of 19 year olds at the gym told me I was logo farming

[Retief Goosezyn @RGoosezyn]

@jameis5_winston Actually got a boner from the closed setup, left club path

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Got fit finally for staff clubs, and not that I’m good, but I didn’t realize how bad so many shots I hit were from the most minuscule equipment changes

[Retief Goosezyn @RGoosezyn]

@BubbaChudson There’s a decent amount of things, i think if your around par from the standard/members tees you can give it a crack

[Retief Goosezyn @RGoosezyn]

@NOTdaRealGil Opened this app for the first time in a while and of course this is the first post I see

[Retief Goosezyn @RGoosezyn]

Been in Chicago for 5 days now for the new job, haven’t touched twitter, and can confidently say paying for the tollway is one of my least favorite things ever

[Retief Goosezyn @RGoosezyn]

@SandbagVance1 It’s all fun until it finally fully rusts and you hit a bunker shot

[Murda @Murda_OTB]

Oh Trent and Riggs breaking down world class golf courses???

Let me stare at the sun for the next 37 hours instead.

[Retief Goosezyn @RGoosezyn]

@BubbaChudson One of my friends coach had him do the set the club drill for so long, he literally does not start with the club behind the ball, it starts at hip height

[Retief Goosezyn @RGoosezyn]

I love my hometown barber, it’s $10, she never cuts it wrong, and the price is right is always on

[Retief Goosezyn @RGoosezyn]

Crazy realization that I’m about to be living in Chicago in about a week and a half. Any recommendations or tips on anything is greatly appreciated.

[Retief Goosezyn @RGoosezyn]

@jeffknox55 Depends on conditions but mine was quite easy

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Natty splatties are kicking my aaaaaaaaasssssssss

[Retief Goosezyn @RGoosezyn]

Busy season has gotten the best of me and I’ve barely touched this app. At least I have some time to grab drinks tonight

[Retief Goosezyn @RGoosezyn]

@ButlerCabin1894 Rest in peace Biff, God bless your family at this time

[Retief Goosezyn @RGoosezyn]

Fat lady got in the elevator with me to go to the second floor.

[Retief Goosezyn @RGoosezyn]

@DonnyRoss1872 I had the same goal with an M5, it completely blew up in my face on the range, wouldn’t recommend

[Retief Goosezyn @RGoosezyn]

Actually decided to practice for once today with the trackman, and driver is at 3500 spin. I think I’m gonna snap it over me knee and see if that fixes it issue.

[Retief Goosezyn @RGoosezyn]

I hate golf, I just hate it, I suck at it now

[Retief Goosezyn @RGoosezyn]

Went to go check in on Haotong Li

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Nightmare scenario of being violently hungover on the stair master and my gym wife is next to me