1 - Casemiro tonight made 11 tackles, won 16 duels and made 9 clearances - he is the only player in the last 20 seasons to record all of those numbers in a single Premier League match. Everywhere.
I’m sorry, I used to think the “conspiracy theorists” were just nutters. This week I’ve decided we were conned. Hear me out. That 1969 spacecraft I watched on my black and white TV had less computing power than your wristwatch, less than some thermostatic controllers I have on my walls. This week NASA sent a $93billion spacecraft to *orbit* the moon, just orbit, in preparation for an actual moon landing in a few years time.
Why on earth would it take us 57 years, and a $93b test flight, with the compute power and comms facilities we have today, if we’d already done it successfully, once before, with so little, 57 years ago.
Nah, I’m now with the conspiracy theorists.
🚨BREAKING: Rupert Lowe has just cleared up Rumours surrounding Restore Britain's immigration policies 🇬🇧
"There continues to be an immense amount of fake news circulating around Restore Britain’s principles of immigration. Here is our position. Read it, and let me know if you agree…
Step one.
Remove the illegal migrant population. Two million? Three million? Even more? Doesn’t matter. They will all be detained, and they will all be deported.
We will of course start with the third world invaders and foreign criminals - this is a day one priority.
A Restore Britain Government would launch the largest deportation scheme in British history - we have the plan, we’ve already published the most comprehensive deportation scheme ever released. 100+ pages of it. We know how to do it. Now we are seeking the power to implement it.
The illegals are the priority. Foreign criminals go too, but that doesn’t even need discussing anymore. They’re out the door on the first flight home. What happens to them in their own country is not our problem.
Step two.
Legal migrants who can’t speak English, refuse to work, claim benefits, live in social housing, hate our way of life or even actively want to do us harm?
They go too - hopefully voluntarily. If not, they will be removed.
Dual nationals who want to kill us? Strip them off their British citizenship and send them back.
Foreign Islamists, gone. Dual national Islamists, gone. If foreigners want to live in an Islamic country, we will make that a reality for them.
This would all be twinned with drastic reductions of the number of people settling in the country, and I mean drastic.
It will be in the thousands, not the hundreds of thousands.
Who can come?
Ultra high-skilled migrants to fill gaps, and spouses of British men and women. We would ease that process, allowing Brits to bring their husband/wives into our country without the endless bureaucracy, red tape and cost - allowing them to build a family. That is positive immigration. We will encourage it.
All done alongside our Red List.
If a country is proven to supply us with sex pests, rapists, criminals and illegals? We will shut off entire visa routes. We will discriminate based on the evidence.
Afghanistan would be top of that list.
Those Afghans who came following the data breach would be removed and relocated. All of them.
The asylum system would be abolished in its entirety. ILR would be scrapped. Benefits for foreign nationals would be cancelled. Social housing currently filled with foreigners would be freed for British families. The whole immigration scam would finally end.
When a visa ends, that individual will be expected to leave Britain - that principle will be enforced for the first time in decades.
And here’s a mad idea. Our aim would be to train the millions of healthy Brits on benefits to do these jobs. This is just so painfully obvious. If they don’t like it, they lose their universal credit. Simple.
None of this is complicated. It just takes balls.
The number of people living in Britain would radically reduce - millions would go during the first five years of a Restore Britain Government. Millions.
Our immigration system would put one group of people at the top of the agenda.
The British people.
If you want all of this - vote for it. Join Restore Britain, support Restore Britain.
Put us in power, and we will get it done. I promise you that."
🚨 BREAKING:
A year after Sir Jim Ratcliffe cancelled Christmas at Manchester United, the club are spreading some festive cheer around Old Trafford by reinstating the staff party.
Ratcliffe and the United hierarchy thought it would have been inappropriate to celebrate last Christmas after a first round of redundancies led to 250 jobs being axed, and morale was at an all-time low.
The party was scrapped, saving United more than £100,000, and the annual staff bonus of £100 was replaced with a £40 voucher from M&S.
Omar Berrada has decided to hold a Christmas party this year, with all staff invited to attend the event in one of the bigger suites at Old Trafford with food and musical entertainment laid on for employees who are said to have welcomed the news.
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You are about to witness the spark of a cultural revolution, this will be the biggest protest in British history 🇬🇧 4 hours till demo & streets in all directions are filling