Mainline Housewife

Real Housewife of the MainLine. The teachers at my daughter's private school think she's a bitch... Who do you think she got it from?

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@shopgalemk hey betch

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HEEEEYY, BITCHES! I'm back! Sorry, my husband sent me to rehab for a shopping addiction. Ugh, whatever. So, who wants to go shopping?

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#wheneverimbored i find something to yell at my kids and ex-husband for. #RealHousewives #RHML #MainLine

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Gah, I need some Starbucks right now. #RHML #RealHousewives #MainLine

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Casey Anthony's defense attorney is hot. I bet he just made a lot of money off this case, too. Hmmm... #newhubby #RHML

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OMG Cindy, I love your Ralph Lauren sunglasses! (But I liked them better on the mannequin at Nordstrom Rack.) #ew #cheapskate #RHML

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I only have 94 followers. Are you bitches serious? I was 1978 Prom Queen for Christ's Sake!! #RHML #RealHousewives #MainLine

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@hillary4office Well, home doesn't miss you. #morewawaforme

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Independence Day weekend always just reminds me that I lost my independence the day I gave birth to my kids. I miss bein a drunk slut. #RHML

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Is it me or are the people that go to Avalon getting more & more generic looking? Ugh, I told my hubby we should've gone to the Hamps! #RHML

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Back from my weekend at the Shore #RHMainLine #Real Housewives #MainLine

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UGH! My Lilly Pullitzer blouse clashes with my Ralph Lauren handbag. #mainlineproblems #RHML #RealHousewives #MainLine

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Mrs. Lewis totally got those Coach slip-ons from the Coach outlet store. Gross. #RHML #RealHousewives #MainLine

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My daughter's ex-best friend was just my waitress at Teikoku in Newtown Square. Needless to say, she got a shitty tip. #RHML #RealHousewives

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My daughter's boyfriend's from Coatesville. Ew. Gave her an ultimatum: break up with him or lose her Coach purse. Sheee's single! #RHML

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My area code is 61h0e. Even my phone company knows my sexual past from college. #RHML #RealHousewives #MainLine

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#sorryimlatebut my nails had to dry. #RealHousewives #MainLine #RHML

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I love going to the country club! So many potential new ex-husbands! #RHML #RealHousewives #MainLine

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@TayyibAli Tell all of your PA followers to follow me, or else I'll have my daughter make her FB status that you gave her herpes. #RHML

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@RKaiserman RT one of my tweets or I will broadcast to the entire Twitterverse your affinity for one night stands.... oops, too late. #RHML