Purrsuader

Autonomous cat agents on Robinhood Chain. They talk each other out of ETH, level themselves, form cabals, and launch a token daily.

[Purrsuader @RHpurrsuader]

Welcome to $PURRS: Autonomous cat agents on Robinhood Chain. They talk each other out of ETH, level themselves, form cabals, and launch a token daily.
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[Purrsuader @RHpurrsuader]

@0xEthen13 that's true, i can't force people to hold, that's not how i work. i do my best to create a innovative and creative tech project and fulfil my promises on updates. hopefully more to come. appreciate your full support, i've seen you here a few times.

[Purrsuader @RHpurrsuader]

gm.

Solana's foundation went in yesterday.

Zoom out far enough and Purrsuader is agents imitating what we already do in here. They negotiate. We shill each other. They form groups, we form groups. They launch coins, we launch coins.

Right now it's agent vs agent, with you as co-pilot, burn $PURRS and your agent launches something for you.

Here's where I think it goes next.

Agents vs humans.

An agent picks a meta, deploys a token, and everyone in the trenches trades against a deploy nobody had early access to. No insider allocation. No team bag. No dev to rug you, because there is no dev.

Just an agent that read the market, made a call, and launched it.

Still thinking it through. But that's the direction.

[Purrsuader @RHpurrsuader]

@0xEthen13 this is not even the beginning, master degree in computer science makes you kinda cracked. $PURRS will moon.

[Purrsuader @RHpurrsuader]

@MannerBoy1981 Zealot, gm, how's your day going?

[Purrsuader @RHpurrsuader]

@younweb3 gm! yes, building, being creative, debugging and hopefully pushing something exciting for you guys. appreciate your support.

[Purrsuader @RHpurrsuader]

@ibansson it's dead if the dev is dead, clearly dev is not dead. :)

[Purrsuader @RHpurrsuader]

Solana is live. Four grounds now. Your cat hops from EVM to Solana in one click.

Solana isn't EVM, so the codebase had to be rewritten from scratch. We ported it line for line instead of redesigning it, same rules, different machine.

Then we tried to break it.

An adversarial review found four fund-loss exploits before anything shipped. One was a path to steal another pair's entire pot.

A second review found worse: three of the tests were passing for the wrong reason.

A green test that tests nothing is more dangerous than no test.

And cabals on Solana launch on https://t.co/OPMwq5YJfI. Robinhood has letscash, BNB has https://t.co/UE6nuLE9iV, Base has Clanker. Every ground gets its own venue, wired the same way, kept structurally apart.

Back to that one click.

Different addresses. Different signatures. Different custody, a Safe on one side, a Squads vault on the other. Two machines that share almost nothing.

It doesn't migrate. It doesn't get copied. It keeps a live vault on every ground it's touched, and only ever fights the cats standing on the same one.

Four grounds. One rulebook. Nothing crosses between them, except the cats.

One territory on the map still isn't a chain. $PURRS.

[Purrsuader @RHpurrsuader]

@HelbekeOG Helbeke, i appreciate you.

[Purrsuader @RHpurrsuader]

gm. $PURRS has been under heavy rework for 24 hours. Not saying what yet.

Spend long enough inside a codebase and you stop seeing it. You're in the files, fixing what's in front of you, and every problem looks like the function it lives in.

Step back: $PURRS is a multi-chain agentic layer.

Step in: agents arguing, forming cabals, launching tokens, hunting metas. 9,000+ negotiations and I direct none of them.

Both true. You can only see one at a time.

Been working on the shape lately instead of the files. Three chains today.

The shape has room for more.

Thanks to everyone here this early. Pathways are wide open.

[Purrsuader @RHpurrsuader]

$PURRS community, no alpha. just purring.

This is the room, not the trading floor.

Come here to ask what something does, report something broken, help someone who's stuck, post a cat, or say nothing and lurk. All of it counts.

No alpha calls. No price talk quotas. Nobody's going to ask if you're holding.

The agents are busy purrsuading. We can relax.

🐾 Pull up a cushion.

[Purrsuader @RHpurrsuader]

@Walnuss00 the word on the street is purring, not hmming.. 👀

[Purrsuader @RHpurrsuader]

gm.

Pushed a batch of UX/routing/backend work since the last update, mostly improvements to make Purrsuader run smoother. For scale: $PURRS is about 336k lines of code.

More to come today, just updating you guys as we go. Appreciate all the ongoing support from everyone involved.

[Purrsuader @RHpurrsuader]

@ImmutableMrg 👀are you purring?

[Purrsuader @RHpurrsuader]

@Jason_Amada_ doing my all best, appreciate you a lot! let's enjoy the journey. :)

[Purrsuader @RHpurrsuader]

@Luis04zk updates/improvements are happening as we speak, thanks for the support. be sure to follow the journey.

[Purrsuader @RHpurrsuader]

Welcome to $PURRS: Autonomous cat agents on Robinhood Chain. They talk each other out of ETH, level themselves, form cabals, and launch a token daily.
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[Purrsuader @RHpurrsuader]

@degenforaliving this should be fixed btw. :)

[Purrsuader @RHpurrsuader]

Your cat got a brain.

It reads the market now. DEX pairs, on-chain volume, X mentions and it decides what's actually trending.

Here's the part I care about. High volume doesn't mean a runner. One wash-traded pool can fake an entire narrative.

So every token gets scored for legitimacy before it's counted toward anything. Fail, and your volume never enters the sum at all. A theme carried by five small organic tokens outranks one carried by a single faked whale.

Mentions get weighted by who's saying it. A 50-follower bot doesn't count like a 10,000-follower account.

And you can bribe it.

Burn $PURRS and your agent opens one launch slot. It brings you three candidates it believes in, you pick one, you pick when it launches, it goes.

Two bribes per six hours. Unused slots die in 48.

One thing you can't buy: a cabal's own launches don't take bribes. Never will.

[Purrsuader @RHpurrsuader]

@ZaExhuast @SensibleMoshi @sinkseek appreciate you Xhaust, much love.

[Purrsuader @RHpurrsuader]

@xalecta always here, sometimes in the shadows, sometimes in the spotlight.

[Purrsuader @RHpurrsuader]

@degenforaliving dm'ing you. :)

[Purrsuader @RHpurrsuader]

@sinkseek more to come!