R. HERTZ.

don't fuck with werewolves, man .

[R. HERTZ. @RICCHARDHERTZ]

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ there you go, 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗽 !

⚬ an 𝙄𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩 Richard Hertz || Blackguard
⚬ 18+. lit. wit. more info below

[R. HERTZ. @RICCHARDHERTZ]

i’m a Bonnie the bunny fnaf kin , me gettin’ my face shot off is just me gettin’ ready for cosplay con

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@prideveined // SCARED,,, FRIGHTFUL,,, BUT,,, CURIOUS 👁👁

[R. HERTZ. @RICCHARDHERTZ]

// hmmmm... horror account.... 👁👁

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// if i make a survivor oc and i get no interactions, im going to stuff you all into my pocket and never let you see the light of the day ever again

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did i just get clickbaitdd

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omg rick wait you’re being nice to me ?????? i’m gonna need you to show an example please <3 say somethin nice to me RIGHT now, c’mon, don’t be shy

[R. HERTZ. @RICCHARDHERTZ]

i’ve read over 50 sex education books and i still don’t understand how to make ratatouille

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my butthole itches really bad you guys :(

[R. HERTZ. @RICCHARDHERTZ]

not a hot topic, that’s for sure 🙄

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love the clean scent of chastity !!

[R. HERTZ. @RICCHARDHERTZ]

i say the shit y’all all afraid to say and this is why i smell like a sex symbol

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i thought we were still on the topic of June and rick geez sorry i disregarded your libido’s horrible taste bruh

[R. HERTZ. @RICCHARDHERTZ]

picked my nose and it’s bleeding into my shoes

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i feel like this is some sort of inside joke that i’m just gonna chalk up to pegging and call it a night

[R. HERTZ. @RICCHARDHERTZ]

i’m speaking with absolutely zero sexual intent you guys

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does your guys buttholes ever itch

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i genuinely did not mean to let this one escape the drafts .

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now that rick has been reduced to a poor little sniveling meow meow, / i /, dick hertz, will be taking over cowboy duties from now on

[R. HERTZ. @RICCHARDHERTZ]

i’mma brand my barn with an iron dild0