richie 🍝

your mom knows who i am | he/him | 20 | gay || admin pronouns: she/her

[richie 🍝 @RICH1ET0Z]

// rt or like if it’s ok for me to interact with you

[richie 🍝 @RICH1ET0Z]

gonna start my dream of becoming bob the builder. @spaghedward69 you can’t stop me

[richie 🍝 @RICH1ET0Z]

@spaghedward69 i think just once more, for good luck. pwetty pwease?

[richie 🍝 @RICH1ET0Z]

@spaghedward69 *coughs aggressively* i���m sorry, what was that? i didn’t quite catch that!

[richie 🍝 @RICH1ET0Z]

@spaghedward69 *looks* what? i don’t see anything.

[richie 🍝 @RICH1ET0Z]

@spaghedward69 ‘til death do us part, they do say that. *sighs* c’mere. *shoves hands between your thighs and lifts you up*

[richie 🍝 @RICH1ET0Z]

@spaghedward69 WELL MY BRAIN DOESNT EXIST IS HOW CONFUSED I AM RIGHT NOW!

[richie 🍝 @RICH1ET0Z]

@spaghedward69 but i thought all the good boys go to hell exactly for this kind of thing. 🥴

[richie 🍝 @RICH1ET0Z]

@spaghedward69 damn, even when you were a drooly little baby?

[richie 🍝 @RICH1ET0Z]

@spaghedward69 THE EVIDENCE IS LITERALLY IN FRONT OF US!

[richie 🍝 @RICH1ET0Z]

@spaghedward69 *still playing dead but also whispering along to bring me to life by evanescence*

[richie 🍝 @RICH1ET0Z]

@spaghedward69 but i love testing things!! 😥

[richie 🍝 @RICH1ET0Z]

i love eddie’s meat 🥵
feeling: fullfilled

[richie 🍝 @RICH1ET0Z]

@spaghedward69 *robot dances in circles around you* and what would this cutie have to say?

[richie 🍝 @RICH1ET0Z]

ducknut 🤭🤭

[eddie k 🪁 @spaghedward69]

@RICH1ET0Z I DID DUCKNUT WHAT ARE YOU TALKINY AOUT

[richie 🍝 @RICH1ET0Z]

@spaghedward69 *leans back and pouts* you’re kinda giving me mixed signals here, eddie. our streams aren’t crossing the way they should be right now.

[richie 🍝 @RICH1ET0Z]

@spaghedward69 because “stuff” is such a loaded word, can’t you hear it? it’s like… i’m gonna stuff you tonight!

[richie 🍝 @RICH1ET0Z]

@spaghedward69 remember how you went to sleep earlier than me last night? i wanna tell you something

[richie 🍝 @RICH1ET0Z]

@spaghedward69 and what if it is?

[richie 🍝 @RICH1ET0Z]

@spaghedward69 i WOULD be if you make me one, yeah. 🫡

[richie 🍝 @RICH1ET0Z]

@spaghedward69 *frowns* i don’t know man, “stuff” sounds pretty incriminating if i’m being honest

[richie 🍝 @RICH1ET0Z]

@spaghedward69 damn, not even a small protest? alright. *bites nose*

[richie 🍝 @RICH1ET0Z]

@spaghedward69 *macarenas over to you* what’s a pretty place like you doing in a boy like this?

[richie 🍝 @RICH1ET0Z]

@spaghedward69 you really think so? i think this is pretty amateur for twitter, to be honest