Richard Cooke

[Richard Cooke @RICHARDC00KE]

@cerebrate Waiting time to see a doctor in the UK on a typical Tuesday night when admitted to A&E 5-6 hours ☹️

Utter 💩

[Bishop Auckland FC @bishopafc]

Help us celebrate 140 years of Bishop Auckland Football Club.

1886–2026 — 140 Years of The Bishops.

Join us for a special anniversary dinner on Saturday, 7 November 2026, at Hardwick Hall Hotel, as we celebrate the rich history, remarkable people, and proud traditions of Bishop Auckland Football Club.

The evening will feature former England international Chris Waddle as our guestspeaker, alongside comedian Gary Marshall and compère Gary Philipson.

Dress code: Black tie or lounge suit.
Tickets: £60 per person Arrival: 7.00 for 7.30 start

To purchase tickets email [email protected] or phone [phone]

#140thAnniversary | #TwoBlues | #TheBishops

[Richard Cooke @RICHARDC00KE]

Argentina should be disqualified for bringing politics into the game after the match!

Then when we lose in the final with Spain, our fans can dress up as Spaniards 😂

[Richard Cooke @RICHARDC00KE]

@Bayla08 The irony, a comment on free speech by the party who is trying their hardest to suppress it 🤔

[Richard Cooke @RICHARDC00KE]

@DoomNGloom_ @ZackPolanski Rubbish, as soon as I see the 1/5 I don't bother reading especially if they are verified!

[Richard Cooke @RICHARDC00KE]

@SamCKx Clearly you never went to an A&E in recent times. Over 6 hours to see a doctor is definitely worse than 3 hours it used to take pre COVID!

[Richard Cooke @RICHARDC00KE]

@zarahsultana You really are stupid! 🙄

[Richard Cooke @RICHARDC00KE]

@compliantvc And a few weeks time it will probably be $300 billion down, will the EU issue a refund?

[Richard Cooke @RICHARDC00KE]

@JOBhakdi So to pay the wealth tax he would need to sell his own shares of the company's he built from the ground up. You continue to tax and sure enough he loses control of the company! That's moronic.

[Richard Cooke @RICHARDC00KE]

@ZackPolanski I don't think so 🤔

[Richard Cooke @RICHARDC00KE]

@redcarathleticf They made a song about it https://t.co/ry2Mpt9lrN

[Richard Cooke @RICHARDC00KE]

@25killy @redcarathleticf Chip sandwich? Didn't realise you were posh Kev?

[Richard Cooke @RICHARDC00KE]

@TheGreenParty Here's a fairer idea, why not go after the people who avoid paying the most tax instead?

[Richard Cooke @RICHARDC00KE]

@TheGreenParty Stop talking utter nonsense!

[Richard Cooke @RICHARDC00KE]

@25killy You can see the linesman clearly plays him onside 🤔🤣

[Richard Cooke @RICHARDC00KE]

@YisraelChaiAdam @jeremycorbyn They're politicians they can't help themselves and no wonder this country is in the state it's in. All liers or to moronic to actually check what they are blabbering on about!

[Richard Cooke @RICHARDC00KE]

@jeremycorbyn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's like say Microsoft has been granted Unlimited Access to NHS patient data!

To be clear the software that Palantir and Microsoft create has unlimited access to the data not the company!

You really have to be a high level fking idiot not to understand that!

[Richard Cooke @RICHARDC00KE]

@tesla_jokes I agree, it definitely won't work because it's Tesla and Elon is bad and EVs will never work and catching rockets is stupid 🙄

[Richard Cooke @RICHARDC00KE]

@WarrenCorden @bishopafc Easiest is just to pay at the gate, either cash or card.