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[- @RICK_DORGON]

@Hermesparcels hey - any chance of getting an update on this? Weeks with no information and I can't get past "Holly" any time I call or go on the website. No tracking updates for a week then "on its way back to the sender" then back to radio silence for 10 days? Disappointing.

[- @RICK_DORGON]

Have a good time in Malaga @adeery509 and @Jet_Heather! #BoozeyBirds

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

I feel sick. Literally. Like I may puke up. #Afc

[- @RICK_DORGON]

Those feels when you forget your headphones.

[EA SPORTS FC @EASPORTSFC]

Day 9: #FUTLegends XI Squad! Follow @EASPORTSFIFA and RT to win an individual (untradeable) Legend. #14DaysofFIFA

[- @RICK_DORGON]

Getting a megabus drunk is the 2nd worst thing I could have done this weekend, 2nd only to getting a megabus whilst hungover #uuuughhhh

[- @RICK_DORGON]

Having dinner when the waitress comes over and asks if I was in a band called Ramsey #BigDeal @DavidGonnella

[- @RICK_DORGON]

@CallumHerd m8 I'm not gonna wank you off

[- @RICK_DORGON]

@CallumHerd oh hi

[- @RICK_DORGON]

@adeery509 I'll buy twelve

[- @RICK_DORGON]

Lol. Never mind. #1OutGetsThere

[- @RICK_DORGON]

Away to go enter the biggest live poker tournament I've ever played. Hoping that this time tomorrow I'll have a few extra grand #RunGood

[- @RICK_DORGON]

Hahaha @piersmorgan, fantastic tweet

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

We're in complete control. #Afc

[- @RICK_DORGON]

Continuing the fantasy football pumping I'm getting, not even mad that the boy I'm playing has RvP as captain.

[- @RICK_DORGON]

Not even mad about getting humped at fantasy football.

[- @RICK_DORGON]

This is the first time in the past 5 years I've not bought Call Of Duty on release day and I've not got any plans to buy it #feelsweirdbro

[- @RICK_DORGON]

Do megabus not understand that putting the heating on full blast on a full bus isn't a comfortable experience?

[- @RICK_DORGON]

@GodOfPopTarts @BobLoblawtx This is the first I've heard about that map... Stonehaven is 10 minutes drive away from me.

[- @RICK_DORGON]

Winning 5-1 in the last game of a Fifa UT season to win the title. Disconnect from Xbox Live. Fuaaaaaaaa