Johnny Toothache

dreams dream me

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@wydsilent Rusty Larue

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@bradleytampson @tigert0rres @NBA @FBIDirectorKash @OnyxOdds

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@tigert0rres @NBA Costed me 160.
It’s clear what they doing

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@missmoneylong Costed me 160.

I just laughed.

It’s clear what they doing

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@Hero_OfThe_Day Dray straight up handed the torch to Dort

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Wrong @molly_quinton

You seem glorious

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Can someone please put something in @molly_quinton mouth? My zipper stuck.

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Captain Planet think Superman pussy

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Sometimes when I take a shit, it smells like how i’d imagine shitting my pants would smell like.

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The fucking EA servers are down, now I’m stuck watching Marvelous Mrs Maisel.

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A not discussed enough part of a relationship is the accounts you share (HBO GO Amazon Sling) and wanting to keep things on good enough terms to keep those passwords working

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If AirPods give you cancer, it’s the cool kind.

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@peteholmes - wish I could pre order your audiobook

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@mattingebretson Matt Nathanson’s Some Mad Hope

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@DerosaComedy - we talked in Dallas, we need a monthly solo podcast.

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The older I get, the farther I am away from fucking a 21-year-old. 😢

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Jesus fuck with dinosaurs???

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@DerosaComedy thanks for finally making it to Dallas. See ya this weekend. 👍🏼💪🏼

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What June Bug short for???

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@Dennis1SmithJr Mavericks sloppy. Be like aye yo, if my side chick come thru, you gonna have to bounce. But if she don’t, we straight right?