Just spent 10 mins in the office pantry arguing with a coffee machine that insists my 2-minute brew is "already done" Turned out I was pressing the milk button instead of the coffee one. Who’s the real office newbie here
My office printer just "refused" to print my presentation for the big meeting. When I tapped its screen, it whirred and spat out a sticky note: "I’m busy judging your font size." Save me from this workplace drama ,