keefer benjamin

a small pile of baked beans in a big empty room

[keefer benjamin @RIPBernieMac1]

Hey Walmart, I bought 10 of these for my children’s youth group and none of them look like this

[keefer benjamin @RIPBernieMac1]

Bring your best suit, it’s swamp ass szn!

[PRESENCE @TazerBlack]

Any of my boys try this at their wedding, I'm going home 😂😂😂

[keefer benjamin @RIPBernieMac1]

Filling my mouth with rat poison and watching this until I foam out into a messy death

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

This is great, they brought out the Tennessee clogger for the opening of the CMA’s with Peyton Manning and Luke Bryan.

[keefer benjamin @RIPBernieMac1]

😤😤😤 let’s have a great day friends!

[keefer benjamin @RIPBernieMac1]

@_kristart_ Re2pect.

[keefer benjamin @RIPBernieMac1]

@_kristart_ Just buy a normal coffee man, I promise it’s you not them 🙏

[keefer benjamin @RIPBernieMac1]

Back after many days of strong mental health 🧠. Time to burn the progress and start retweeting murder p*rn 😤

[keefer benjamin @RIPBernieMac1]

Cancel social security, our veterans are wasting cash I could be investing in vintage boob mags

[keefer benjamin @RIPBernieMac1]

@mmcquilk2 Whatta fuggin c*ck 😂

[keefer benjamin @RIPBernieMac1]

@Shark_ina_Jar @DavidWolfe https://t.co/xkuvHjYnT0

[keefer benjamin @RIPBernieMac1]

Fuck yeah Ronny now give it a spin and lemme see ur ass 🤨

[Ronny Jackson @RonnyJacksonTX]

I will NEVER eat one of those FAKE burgers made in a LAB. Eat too many and you’ll turn into a SOCIALIST DEMOCRAT. Real BEEF for me!!

[keefer benjamin @RIPBernieMac1]

@dewayne_dan5 He talked about a bunch of drug stuff that was half true for 2 hours. Not worth a pube on my nuts as the old saying goes.

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Wonderful evening

[keefer benjamin @RIPBernieMac1]

@The_C_Michael24 Picture: Saved 😜

[keefer benjamin @RIPBernieMac1]

@ZeroDarkWoody Twitter said your stroke game is ass

[keefer benjamin @RIPBernieMac1]

@The_C_Michael24 @TMSizemore96 Give me that lil D playboi, I’m hurtin for your leftovers

[keefer benjamin @RIPBernieMac1]

Train seats warm as shit…really makes you think 🤔

[keefer benjamin @RIPBernieMac1]

Got like 40 GBs of free data rn…anybody wanna FaceTime?😳🤔

[keefer benjamin @RIPBernieMac1]

Only way to watch Spider-Man

[BISCUITS @BlSCUlTS]

⚠️ spoiler warning ⚠️

[keefer benjamin @RIPBernieMac1]

If your chipmunk dances like this, she a freak fr