Dan Brass

[Sam Alberti @sam_alberti]

I will make Jan 6 look like a picnic if AMC doesn't fix their fix their app and let me buy these Odyssey tickets

[jasmin. @jasbarre]

❤️

[Nick @BigBicNick]

Why are conservatives randomly talking about Covid 7 years later and not how awesome the economy is and how great their war with Iran is going

[Mike Meech @meechone]

All this tweet says to me is Fanatics is an inept monopoly that should be relieved of it's jersey producing duties https://t.co/spawjDk1cJ

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

If you think that this is just something for fun, you are beyond stupid. Rewriting history will be easier when you can make fake AI footage to back it up. A new Orwellian nightmare reality.

[Stats @redsoxstats]

Duran is 0-3 and is batting .197, that's the lowest qualified batting average by a Red Sox hitter ever... by 12 points.

[Dan Brass @RIPTheOldMe33]

@AndThatsBB lol

[akhivae @akhivae]

30 Rock predicted this back in 2007.

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

When they’re mean to winter lamb in Sheep Detectives

[Dr. Nirav Pandya, M.D. @DrNiravPandya]

New research: We studied every NBA Achilles tear from 2014-2025 (19 players) to find out what happens in the games right before the injury.

The finding: minutes played spiked significantly in the 10-15 games before rupture — even though season-long workload looked totally normal.

7 Achilles tears in 2024-25 alone.
3 of those tears occurred in the playoffs.

This is a real, growing problem in the league.

Full paper: https://t.co/xIcfJJRxui

[CougarStats @CougarStats]

"Who has the strongest SOS?"

"The SEC."

"Why?"

"Because they play a bunch of SEC teams."

"How good are SEC teams?"

"Really good, because they play a bunch of SEC teams."

"How do you know if SEC teams are better than teams from other conferences?"

"They are better, because they play a lot more SEC teams than teams from other conferences."

[Dan Brass @RIPTheOldMe33]

@_ColtWilliams @JJettas2 @EAMaddenNFL You’ll live bro

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

The red sox medical staff: the x-rays are negative!

the injury:

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

Max Miller (R-OH): You’re a crook.

George Santos (R-NY): You’re a woman beater.

[Aaron West @oeste]

nah man we did that shit for free, for the love of the game

[Willie Nelson @WillieNelson]

To whom it may concern and to everyone else as well,

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

Red Sox team doctors trying to read an xray

[Pod On Lansdowne @PodOnLansdowne]

Curtis Mead Red Sox highlights

[Cody Pirkl @CodyPirkl]

It's "our bad players for your good ones" szn in New York folks

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Billionaires used to build libraries and hospital wings, now they just buy politicians. This is why we cant have nice things.