Fuck you @amazon for closing my account for returning shitty items I bought that were either defective or not working as advertised. Find out after returning thousands dollars worth then boom “account closed”. Eat shit Amazon.
Your 401k funded SpaceX IPO. You're locked out. Can't buy a share.
Big funds spent whole month selling $NVDA $GOOGL and other megacaps (I WARNED YOU ABOUT!) to raise cash for tomorrow's IPO.
The exact stocks sitting in your retirement account. Your holdings got sold down. You funded someone else's entry and you can't get in.
But nobody tells you SpaceX doesn't qualify to join the S&P 500 for at least a year. Index funds, the ones holding your money are locked out completely.
Meanwhile $250 billion lined up for $75 billion of stock.
Expected $175B in rejected orders.
That rejected money has one way in: chasing the open market.
Gray market already says +40% before the first print.
$SPCX
2025: Net loss $4.9B
2026 Q1: Net loss $4.3B
Priced at 94x revenue.
Biggest IPO in history or the bell ringing at the top?