Not Sara Silverman

losing my mind one strawberry at a time

[Not Sara Silverman @RIPsunshine]

@AmericanAir what’s with all the flight delays and cancellations this morning? Weather looks fine!

[Not Sara Silverman @RIPsunshine]

@capitalweather Bethesda around 1pm!

[Not Sara Silverman @RIPsunshine]

Would love to hear from ANYONE who actually snagged the @McDonalds McNugget Caviar Kit. Everyone I’ve read agreed the site crashed then said sold out. I was on & refreshing at 11 ON THE DOT #mcnuggetcaviarkit

[Not Sara Silverman @RIPsunshine]

@capitalweather the sleet is VERY loud here in Bethesda!!!

[Not Sara Silverman @RIPsunshine]

@capitalweather Will tomorrow’s rain melt any of it?

[Not Sara Silverman @RIPsunshine]

@BenStandig Shouldn’t be called a fumble if they catch the ball. These losers are forcibly punching out an already caught ball.

[Not Sara Silverman @RIPsunshine]

@Jack_Crosby14 Big mistake

[Eric Sully @CommandersRealm]

Washington turned the ball over 5 times, but their rookie QB threw 5 touchdowns against the number 1 defense in the league, with no run game, and endless stupid penalties. That’s the difference.

[Not Sara Silverman @RIPsunshine]

@BenStandig Looks weird on tv. Almost like the tv picture color is off

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

@WWERollins thanks for coming!

[Not Sara Silverman @RIPsunshine]

@lizthegreat @YahooSports Tough loss. I got smoked!!

[Not Sara Silverman @RIPsunshine]

@DHLUSHelp Hi! DMed a question. My package says delivered…on March 12, 2024……….

[Logan B. Robinson @LogansTwitty]

ESPN’s Booger McFarland goes off on the CFB Playoff committee for leaving out #FSU.

"To me, this is a travesty to the sport... One team has a loss, and that's Alabama. One doesn't in Florida State." #Noles

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Florida State is the first Undefeated Power 5 Conference Champion to not get into the College Football Playoff. Despite the ACC having a 6-4 record against the SEC this year. Despite their defense not giving up 30 points in a single game all year. Despite their offense having more yards in the ACC Championship than Michigan had in the Big 10 Championship. Despite holding Louisville’s Top 20 Offense to 6 points. Despite beating 4 Top 25 teams. Despite finding a way to win with their Back up QB in a bitter rivalry game. Despite finding a way to win with their 3rd string QB in the ACC Championship Game. Florida State EARNED their spot in the CFP on the field. With and Without Jordan Travis. You don’t punish or diminish the work of 100+ players and coaches because 1 player is not there on the field calling the shots. FSU always answered the bell this year and their response to losing their QB was to play POSSESSED ON DEFENSE. It’s an absolute travesty that they were excluded from the CFP.

[Not Sara Silverman @RIPsunshine]

@JoinDrop is a total scam. 1:01 pm and gift cards are sold out. They open at 1:00. Literally one minute till sold out? SCAM SCAM SCAM

[Not Sara Silverman @RIPsunshine]

@MayorBowser @DCHumanServ @DOEE_DC @DC_HSEMA Are you keeping splash pads open this week?

[Not Sara Silverman @RIPsunshine]

@JoinDrop Your gift cards just sold out within 14 minutes of being available. Unacceptable.

[Not Sara Silverman @RIPsunshine]

@lizthegreat There’s only one way to pronounce it. You can’t convince me otherwise

[Ryne Bailey @ryanbailey25]

Kris Jenner did this to distract from Kim and Pete

[Not Sara Silverman @RIPsunshine]

@lizthegreat @KylieJenner this is a good idea