Riley

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

I smoked your G.O.A.T while you were fucking your goat.

[The Hit Man @TheHitMan1776]

@LokiJulianus It’s because it was nighttime.
Everyone knows that at night in Iran you sleep with your goats.

Nothing comes between a man and his goats.

Except his nuts.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. President Trump just DROPPED THIS LINE on Japan!

JAPANESE REPORTER: Why didn't you tell Japan before the Iran war?

PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Why didn't you tell ME about PEARL HARBOR?!"

"You believe in surprise much more-so than US!"

😭😭

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Cheers across Venezuela as the sun rises and people wake up to the news that Maduro has been captured by America 🇺🇸

[KicksOnFire @kicksonfire]

👀

Via @ryanhumor

[Anthony 👹 Lady Gaga News @antpats2]

So Apple Music is cheaper, has MUCH better sound quality, has Dolby atmos, integrates with the default iPhone music app, gives you WEEKLY and monthly listening stats as well as yearly and some of yall still prefer Spotify?

[Riley @RIsaacson96]

@zachlanebryan @bartkennedy2_ put a tail on

[Its ya BaBy, BaBy @bigbabydex]

#CrateChallenge Sioux City

[Riley @RIsaacson96]

@TommyBoy_27 Just carry the boats

[Matthew Kerian @mkerian10]

@asymmetricinfo People don’t use dishwashers that well. Use rinse aid and power detergent. Consider running hot water for a moment to make sure your first load is hot. Also don’t rinse your plates beforehand. Modern dishwashers sense particles in the water. If there’s none it’ll end early.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Zach Bryan made this not knowing how many lives he'd end up changing

[Taytalktome. @talktometay]

this how it look when you beat the game and they just let you free roam in the story map

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

Koe Wetzel Says He’s Dropping “New Music Next Week”

@KoeWetzel

https://t.co/wz1uOIpO02
https://t.co/wz1uOIpO02

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

HOLY MOLY WHAT A FIGHT 😳 https://t.co/fll7IbA8Qr

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this is the type of stuff y’all need to put on the timeline not pοrn

[sean @jagsfbguy]

best angle i’ve seen yet, credit to south_alabamian on tik tok

[Birds of Prey @IowaBOP]

Worst call in college football history?