R.J. Benetti

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[R.J. Benetti @RJBenetti]

Big news. I’ve finally launched my website/online store (https://t.co/qi50jRaZSQ)!! I’ve you’ve ever wanted signed books and merchandise, I’d recommend stopping by! You can also preorder The Slappening: Two Year Slapanniversary hardcover pictured below:

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@waynefenlon Sorry to hear that, hopefully we’ll get to catch up again at a future one!

[Ryan Harding @NecroAF]

12 minutes of irreverence with maniac @RJBenetti https://t.co/r4hbHhIC6h

[R.J. Benetti @RJBenetti]

I finally sent out my first newsletter. I have a few special announcements in there, so if you're interested in what I'm working on, feel free to check it out!

https://t.co/3sEwQiDtIO

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@pinheadspawn I’ll have to have you on, we need to spread the word about the chimpanzees 😂

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Excited to announce my new podcast, 12 Minutes of Terror with R.J. Benetti. It’s sort of a mix of Between Two Ferns and real questions.

First episode is dropping this Thursday with a very special guest!

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@candace_nola @brownlie_craig @candace_nola I do 😂😂

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@pinheadspawn @BrianKeene Haha, you da man!! Was great catching up again!

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Huge congrats to @BrianKeene on his well-deserved J.F. Gonzalez Lifetime Achievement Award. Brian’s been extremely nice and generous to me… even when I was less known than I am now (still not very well known). Thankful to have him as a friend!

[Brian Keene @BrianKeene]

I was 100% surprised, 80% speechless, and I’m told there’s video of me crying. Thank you all. ❤️

[R.J. Benetti @RJBenetti]

Thanks @thisislinz!! 🍻 💀

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I think this might be one of my best short stories yet. In a world where faucets flow with vodka, oceans brim with IPA, lakes lap with bourbon, and ale rains from the sky, alcohol becomes a driver of ever-present horror. Read and see how!💀 🥃

https://t.co/JFrluG2E0r

[R.J. Benetti @RJBenetti]

Chapbooks now available!!

Hamster’s Ball:

https://t.co/0ONo3YLJzr

Just Another Bloodbath at Camp Woe-Be-Gone:

https://t.co/eV70ye8Kf7?

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@UptownHorror @PhthaloGray Comparing the story to The Twilight Zone is a high honor, thanks @UptownHorror!!

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@UptownHorror Thanks, hope you enjoy!!

[Uptown Horror Reviews @UptownHorror]

Currently reading THE CUM GENIE by @RJBenetti 💀

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@thisislinz thanks!! Im trying to figure out how to Twitter!

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Want a short, funny Valentine’s tale frothing with grotesqueries? Look no further, VD Day is currently free on @godlesshorrors!!

[Horror Bookworm Reviews @mrankin5]

Santa Muerte Claus by R.J. Benetti
For full review visit…
https://t.co/R3Xmg4OvwI