Ryan Collett

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[Ryan Collett @RJCollett]

I don't recall squirrels ever making noise before but lately they've been doing this weird meow/whine/bark thing.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Humanity, created by God in all its grandeur, is today facing a pivotal choice: either to construct a new Tower of Babel or to build the city in which God and humanity dwell together. In Jesus Christ, this humanity in its grandeur becomes the Way, the Truth and the Life, opening the path for each of us to grow toward fullness. #MagnificaHumanitas
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[Ryan Collett @RJCollett]

Workplace hack: tell people you're going to do something and then don't do it

[Ryan Collett @RJCollett]

I could choreograph a beautiful figure skating routine to an Attack on Titan theme song.

[Ryan Collett @RJCollett]

Yes hi, I'll have one Marty Supreme with no sour cream.

[Ryan Collett @RJCollett]

out now! buy anywhere: https://t.co/x2FkHON99E

[Ryan Collett @RJCollett]

I knit a sweater vest based on my novel.

[The Blair Partnership @TBP_agency]

Happy Publication Day to Ryan Collett as GEORGE FALLS THROUGH TIME 🕳️⏳ is now out in the US!! 👀.

Grab your copy here: https://t.co/nqeMtTRPk6

#SciFi #Romance #Fiction #2026Books #RyanCollett

[Ryan Collett @RJCollett]

@dinosaur_info Too soon for my yearly listen but I get this.

[Ryan Collett @RJCollett]

Forgot to announce my new book here on X the everything app...

[The Blair Partnership @TBP_agency]

We are thrilled that @AppleBooks has chosen ‘George Falls Through Time’ by Ryan Collett as one of the #BestBooks of January Check it out here: https://t.co/m9WggdAdza

#AppleBooks #2026Books #bookstagram

[Ryan Collett @RJCollett]

@biolenin1sm environmental collapse 😍

[Ryan Collett @RJCollett]

You don't see many tweets with emojis these days, what's up with that

[Ryan Collett @RJCollett]

This must feel so good.

[Ryan Collett @RJCollett]

Imagine not knowing who Joy Williams is. OPEN THE SCHOOLS

[Mike Cobraman @MKupperman]

This is maybe the worst-written thing I’ve ever encountered. Mind blowing in its pretentiousness

[Ryan Collett @RJCollett]

I don't have a joke for it yet but the punchline is going to be: "Montessori chicken"

[Ryan Collett @RJCollett]

Real Murakami-heads know he's the one thing keeping us from being intelligent

[r/whimsy @orihimerager]

Behind every stupid thing I say is actually a very #intelligent lady

[Ryan Collett @RJCollett]

The best English literature being written today can be found on fragrantica dot com. you heard it here first

[Ryan Collett @RJCollett]

@nextleveljoey go the Contemporary + Experiments in form. You don't need ulysses.

[Ryan Collett @RJCollett]

A man wearing an overshirt won't always be wearing Sambas, but a man in Sambas will always be wearing an overshirt.