Geezer the Geezerian

Beatnik Capitalist. Master of Underrated Tweets, the Wizard of Whatabout. Executive Producer: “Insurrection! the Musical”

[Geezer the Geezerian @RJGeezer]

@SYPCC We need a ban on all full-auto cutlery. Nobody needs to have this type of capability.

[Geezer the Geezerian @RJGeezer]

@iowahawkblog California bringing back casting couches. “You say you’re gay, but how gay are you, I’m going to need some proof”

[Geezer the Geezerian @RJGeezer]

@HardPass4 “Honey come in here, bring your boyfriend, the giants are wearing the pride hat!”

[Geezer the Geezerian @RJGeezer]

@TheAthletic @GrantBrisbee The night was supposed to be about lots of dudes suckin’ and fuckin’. Bible versus are totally inappropriate.

[Geezer the Geezerian @RJGeezer]

The MLB is pissed the players got in the way of their marketing strategy.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

MLB warned players that they violated league rules after three pitchers from the San Francisco Giants appeared in Friday’s game with Bible verses written on their ‘Pride Night’ caps, says similar behavior will not be tolerated.

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

How long are we going to keep pretending we can share a country?

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

I will pay the fines for any @MLB Christian player who wears a Bible verse on their uniform.
@MLB is ANTI-CHRISTIAN

[Geezer the Geezerian @RJGeezer]

@nytimes @TheAthletic “Major League Gayball”

[Geezer the Geezerian @RJGeezer]

@HollyBriden @nytimes @TheAthletic I heard the league is going to making them play in a mesh top and assless chaps as penance.

[Geezer the Geezerian @RJGeezer]

@LeadingReport Leagues need to get out of the way and just play the fucking game.

[Geezer the Geezerian @RJGeezer]

@SInow @corrcomm Finally… I have a reason to cancel the 13 app subscriptions I have just to watch baseball.

[Geezer the Geezerian @RJGeezer]

@DanMKervick

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@CyborgPeds

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@HollyBriden @nytimes @TheAthletic Boy are we proud to Johnny!

[Geezer the Geezerian @RJGeezer]

@TheCutieVixen @HardPass4 Great movie, he played that part perfect

[CJ Gillman @CoachGilly6]

This is it, this is why I can’t watch.

[Geezer the Geezerian @RJGeezer]

@jarvis_best @RobProvince The literally means he could give every single person on the planet earth one billion dollars and still have enough money left over to buy the Cleveland Browns!!!

[Geezer the Geezerian @RJGeezer]

@HardPass4 We used to be a proper country.

[Geezer the Geezerian @RJGeezer]

@TedNugent Uncle Ted riding his dinner onto the stage 😆