Ryan

Local menace to society.

[Ryan @RJHollaus]

@StephenKing Looks a bit like my Barley

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

i’m assembling a team

[Ryan @RJHollaus]

Why do men who have seen the horrors of war always make the best chicken?

General Tso, Colonel Sanders, etc.

[Ryan @RJHollaus]

Going through my old tweets and not sure I knew I was an alcoholic at this point 😬

[Ryan @RJHollaus]

Had to wait like a week for my new driver’s license to come in. Was really annoying having to take my passport into the bar about 10 times in case I got carded

[Ryan @RJHollaus]

@AndrewYang @MrBeast Genius strategy

[Ryan @RJHollaus]

@MrBeast Haha yes

[Ryan @RJHollaus]

@fleshxwound It’s your destiny

[Ryan @RJHollaus]

@standmonitor @claireheadley @blownforgood @CRChamber Passing out drunk at your own birthday party 17 years ago is not evident of substance abuse issues. Hell, I’d argue that the fact he’s willing to post it indicates it to be an infrequent occurrence.

[Ryan @RJHollaus]

Me in 2023 waiting for LMFAO to get back together

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Bonjour Antichrist

[Ryan @RJHollaus]

@StephenKing Your*

Dear diary, today I corrected the grammar of bestselling author Stephen King. I hope my dad will finally be proud of me.

[Ryan @RJHollaus]

@Montygotthis @Corey1911 @AdamFoxisGod @CrabWithAGun @ThugnastyMMA Mistaking a jaguar for a leopard = Reasonable
Mistaking a jaguar for a cheetah = You’re fucked

[Ryan @RJHollaus]

@ahmbuer Don’t we all? 🦥

[Ryan @RJHollaus]

Eminem, with an NFT pfp, posting minions fan art of himself for getting inducted to the Rock Hall of Fame is the most bizarre thing I’ve seen this year by far.

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

.@minions got my back. Shout out to Gru and them…

[Ryan @RJHollaus]

@ahmbuer I can see it

[Ryan @RJHollaus]

@aerynxfoster My ex always had to have subtitles on and I’ve always felt like they distract me from what’s visually going on

[Ryan @RJHollaus]

@IsTrenten It sounds believable if you say “Yeah it’s kind of like rum and eggnog but not so thick”

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

wow

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

The Easter bunny is the lamest holiday cryptid, he just hides eggs. He doesn’t whip his cock out or anything cool

[Crazy Frog Out of Context @CrazyFrogInfo]

Crazy Frog has died.