Ryan Johnson

Amateur juggler. Professional procrastinator. Aspiring writer. Self-proclaimed Cinephile. Dressage enthusiast. I probably tweet about Survivor too much.

[Ryan Johnson @RJJohnson1125]

That might be the most devastated I’ve ever felt after a murder on The Traitors. Rob was my favorite Survivor player growing up and to see him go stings. Hope we see you again on our airways soon @robcesternino #TheTraitorsUS

[Ryan Johnson @RJJohnson1125]

I love Mitch and his story, but sticking with he status quo when the rest of the group has essentially done everything they can to show you that you are on bottom seems like a great strategy to loose the game. #SURVIVOR

[Ryan Johnson @RJJohnson1125]

What is happening now? #Survivor

[Ryan Johnson @RJJohnson1125]

We don’t talk enough about how Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is just a huge con artist.

[Ryan Johnson @RJJohnson1125]

Who is shopping at Temu? How are they affording all these Super Bowl ads? None of it makes sense #SuperBowl2024

[Ryan Johnson @RJJohnson1125]

Do you know what grinds my gears? When there are people want to use the treadmill to run at the gym only for someone to jump on the only open one to walk….in jeans. I hope you get athlete’s foot for your transgression, you trash person

[Ryan Johnson @RJJohnson1125]

@Michael_Cerami I see your point- and somewhat agree- but average attendance stats are useless. No two stadiums hold exactly the same number of seats and Busch is much larger than Wrigley. Something like % of seats filled or tickets scanned would make more compelling stats.

[Ryan Johnson @RJJohnson1125]

This is one of those games where you win but really feel like you lose. #BearsVikings

[Ryan Johnson @RJJohnson1125]

@survivorcbs I love you and want to play one day (call me!), but please stop taking away player votes. Voting players out is the very foundation of the game and to take away the one piece of agency each player has is counter productive to strategic gameplay.

[Ryan Johnson @RJJohnson1125]

Well, this didn’t age well….

[Ryan Johnson @RJJohnson1125]

Would it behoove Jake to throw this challenge, considering he is in a group with two members of the dominant alliance? #Survivor45

[Ryan Johnson @RJJohnson1125]

Survivor producers over here casually making me care about Bruce….#Survivor45

[Jessica Lewis @jessicalewis89]

Austin. #survivor

[Ryan Johnson @RJJohnson1125]

So based on the first five seconds of the previously on, Bruce is going home, right? #Survivor45

[Ryan Johnson @RJJohnson1125]

And this is how we are starting the off-season. If this is a sign of the times for the Cubs, this could be a big couple of months. #Cubs

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Craig Counsell's $8 million-a-year deal with the Chicago Cubs is an industry-shaking deal. In recent years, multiple coaches have pointed out that it's more lucrative financially to take a job with a college program than an MLB team. Counsell's deal could help change that in MLB.

[Ryan Johnson @RJJohnson1125]

Season 45 got off to an auspicious start, but if that merge episode is any indication, we are in for an entertaining stretch run #Survivor45

[Ryan Johnson @RJJohnson1125]

The “she took my sandwich” vendetta is by the far the greatest reason anyone has ever had for voting someone out. #Survivor45

[Ryan Johnson @RJJohnson1125]

The very nature of the show is to push yourself beyond your comfort zone and stick out tough situations. Why apply if you are just going to go quit and go home? It’s infuriating. #Survivor45

[Ryan Johnson @RJJohnson1125]

Love listening to @TaylorTwellman talk about soccer. Makes the game so accessible for novice.

[Ryan Johnson @RJJohnson1125]

@obvious_shirts Bears win 28-17