RJ Quotes

Things RJ says to me out of context (Context wouldn't help anyway)

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"That's a Twitter dedicated to my philosophies. I should be a philosophist!"

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Apollo: Ligma...Bofa...It's all just updog dude.

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"I'm running off 3 hours of sleep and a god complex"

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Jake: Today feels like one of those days that doesn't matter.

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John: What do you give people to remember you by?

Apollo: Nightmares, mostly.

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Jake: We have evolved past the need for balls.

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Troy (Throwing a sheet into the room): There's your fuckin tent.

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"Sloan wants me to fuck this dragon so bad! I'm THIS CLOSE!"

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Jake: Gotta be locked and loaded. And by loaded, I mean rich. And by locked, I mean a chastity belt.

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"What are the pigs called? Cops?"

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"These are not the bags of the innocent."

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Apollo: I love my wretched children.

Jake: Do you think that's how God feels?

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"I'll make my concoctions somewhere else!"

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"If only I could euthanize... no wait, what the word? Genocide."

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Troy: So you're non-binary now?

Apollo: Yeah.

Troy: I thought you were asexual!

Apollo: I can be both...

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"Ophelia's a good name for a fish, not an asshole..."

[Troy Heard @TroyHeard]

Why does this make me think of @TeddyBlaiseT and @RJQuotes1

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Adam: Look, I've had a crush on Mary Elizabeth Winstead since Final Destination 3...

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Adam: We're all sad and horny, tis the fuckin season.

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"E-sophagus! The throat for E-girls"

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(Getting his nipples pierced)

"Oh, these feel NOTHING like clamps!"