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[RJ @RJSaunders5]

Just got the Johnson and Johnson

[RJ @RJSaunders5]

I want an Alvin and the chipmunks movie that takes place 40 years in the future. Everyone has split up and retired. Simon just got on house arrest starting a billion dollar drug trafficking organization. Alvin is broke and alone. Now it’s up to Theodore to bring everyone together

[RJ @RJSaunders5]

People that “get upset for other people” need to mind their business

[RJ @RJSaunders5]

@Redfang110 This was very much a joke but i agree

[Cory. @CoryxKenshin]

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[RJ @RJSaunders5]

@CoryxKenshin Mmhm

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

“are you todays date-”

[RJ @RJSaunders5]

@CoryxKenshin Whatchu mean by that

[RJ @RJSaunders5]

Just realized flo from progressive will die one day

[RJ @RJSaunders5]

I’m not a fan of abortions but I’m not against getting an antman suit and 1v1ing the baby

[RJ @RJSaunders5]

You know u broke when you start pulling money out the Robinhood

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

chick fila need a bunch of sinners to work sundays

[RJ @RJSaunders5]

I feel like 1v50ing a bunch of elementary school kids in dodgeball

[RJ @RJSaunders5]

I used to ask my dad to play catch and he’d be 13 beers deep n beat my ass

[RJ @RJSaunders5]

You’re 44 minutes late where is sss @CoryxKenshin

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

bro dating Kim KardaSHEIN😭

[RJ @RJSaunders5]

We need Seth Rogen and James Franco to interview Putin

[RJ @RJSaunders5]

Why does nobody use the fat bitmoji

[RJ @RJSaunders5]

@JxffreyP @JessicaVanderm6

[Spac𝓮 ⭐️ @spaceeong]

one my worst fears is warming up my car and i come back outside and that mf gone 💀

[RJ @RJSaunders5]

I need Seth Rogen’s laugh as a ringtone