It's morally wrong for me to do stand-up and cause strangers to possibly become sick. And now, with this virus, it seems even more wrong. I'm postponing my next two gigs, but am hopeful a vaccine comes that protects us all from Tom Hanks Disease (THD).
@thehill I can sympathize with Acosta. I got barred from Chili's once because I was drunk and decided to see how many coasters I could fit in my mouth. (The answer was none.)
I finally watched I, Tonya and got so fucking mad allison janney didn’t win the oscar and then I found out she did win the oscar. who knows where this ride ends! probably right here
DOC: We got your blood tests back
ME: Is it small pox like I thought?
DOC: No, it's even worse
ME: What could be worse than small pox?
DOC: Big pox
ME: Oh right. It seems obvious now that I think about it