Richard Stockton

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning.

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@libsoftiktok From her Wikipedia article:
"On July 14, 2004, barely two months after President Bush was forced to end National Security Agency domestic internet metadata collection... Kollar-Kotelly issued a Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) court order allowing the NSA to resume."

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Turns out, those Death to America calls were coming from inside the house this whole time.
@realDonaldTrump Can we please not do this one? I'm actually okay with Iran having an arsenal that prevents Israel doing exactly what Israel has been doing all week.

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@BeSaintly "I love democracy. . ."

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@skooookum Sacramento to Birmingham, however, costs nearly $1,800 and runs through Washington DC.

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@elonmusk He probably needs the settlement money.

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@Kartkaprokai

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@Badgersprite That's the spirit.

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@greg_n904 What makes you think you're qualified for the job? Do you have experience with actual labor?

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@gfredfff @graciequeennn On the contrary, I still mourn the Day Democracy Died.

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@graciequeennn I can't figure out why we didn't vote like you told us to.

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@jdowli2 If you support Harris, now would be an excellent time to start panicking.

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@HazelAppleyard_ @jk_rowling

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@vinayrkrishnan Your poem doesn't rhyme. Do better.

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@Nikolaoz @Trump_History45 Hopefully not before I copy it and remove that watermark for my meme folder.

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@Ms_Wallin @bellabednarz @stocktonospreys Might have the wrong @RJStockton in this tweet, lads. Best.

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Good news and bad news.
The good news is that there's just been an earthquake in California.
The bad news is that we're still here.

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@TitusCrow1 @WillSmith2real @AppleTVPlus What do you suppose that guy did to get the whipping? I mean, slaves didn't get sent to prison, and working people back then were routinely flogged by their employers, so I wonder what he did.

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@OregonGovBrown Supports killing unborn children, but not convicted murderers.
If you need a clearer demonstration of these lunatics' upside-down morality, here it is.

[Governor Kate Brown @OregonGovBrown]

Justice is not advanced by taking a life, and the state should not be in the business of executing people— even if a terrible crime placed them in prison. Today I am commuting all death sentences in Oregon to life without parole, so we no longer have anyone facing execution here.

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@ErinInTheMorn Great to hear. Makes me wonder why you never put these issues to a vote.

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@BKLYNGurl7 @jayaltons You wouldn't buy it if it happened right in front of your face. That's how cognitive dissonance works.