Rob 🚀

Rocket Scientist 🚀 turned Tech CEO; Senior Fellow @LockheedMartin; @NotreDame PhD; Wrote cool stuff @Forbes & Proud Autism Dad!

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Words to live by

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@JDVance hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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@alyxchi Very cool!

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You can take the boy out of Upstate NY, but you can't take Upstate NY out of the boy. Go Sabres!!

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Pirates only one game out of first place in all of MLB!!! This could be their year!!

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Sigh…

After almost every meeting so far this month, I’m starting to realize something:

Too many court jesters.
Not nearly enough dragons!

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So many village idiots. So few dragons.

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@GuntherEagleman uh .. Spanish is his first language ...

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Announcing Tuxedo Cat 2.0.
Now available in both Fur and Brick versions.
@LEGO_Group

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An unofficial 4.36 for Notre Dame RB Jeremiyah Love.

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@EricLDaugh you really weren't loved as a child, were you?

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I think the Board of Peace might have to rethink its name

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What should an atheist do if stuck behind a car sitting at a green light that had a "Honk if you love Jesus!" bumper sticker on it?

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@AdvntrwCornmeal @danielledsouzag should you really be criticizing someone’s looks?

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A "friend" just pointed out to me that the time between when I started college and today is approx. the same as the time between when I started college and the end of World War II.
I’m not sure whether to feel old … or historically significant.

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@GuntherEagleman @PamBondi Gunther - I bet you think the stripper really likes you.

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@WallStreetApes sigh ... not even the slightest bit true ... sigh

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@Milajoy hahahahahaha ... completely fake and debunked by many sources ... hahahahahahahahaha

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@EricLDaugh hahahahahahahahaha ... yeah, people are terrified of that combination, ... sure ... hahahahahahahahahahaha

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@mitchellvii hahahahahahaha ... nope, never happened ... hahahahahahahahaha

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Went to my local furniture store today for their President’s Day sale. Trying to be clever, I said, “I’ll take one President, please.”

Without missing a beat, the salesperson goes, “Sorry… he’s already been bought.”

I wasn’t sure whether to laugh or check the return policy. 😉