Richard D.

The more serious life gets, the more important it is to laugh. Pie & Chips Toronto Humanist.

[Richard D. @RJWDowsett]

@ComedyBangBang tonight’s Toronto show is on my 35th anniversary. I bought tickets thinking my wife (My Wife!) would want to go. After two podcast listens she was a hard pass. So I have a FREE TICKET available. On a side note, can I crash on someone’s couch until she forgives me?

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

asked this guy to come over and hang out bc i miss him and want to have sex and he said no because of "traffic" ????? men used to go to war

[Richard D. @RJWDowsett]

@jasminericegirl Look what this guy did, probably just for a kiss and some hands under the sweater action. (Henry Ford Museum)

[Ariel Elias @Ariel_Comedy]

Here's the set!

[Richard D. @RJWDowsett]

@ilove_aviation The Queen has never looked so elegant!

[Richard D. @RJWDowsett]

#NewProfilePoppyPic

[Michael Steele @MichaelSteele]

Accountability is a bitch. And can we not start with the “this is unprecedented” crap. It is unprecedented that a president incited an insurrection. That’s what HE did. Holding him accountable is NOT unprecedented, it’s what the #RuleOfLaw requires.
https://t.co/xnlC44vchQ

[Duty To Warn 🔉 @duty2warn]

We've said this before, but it's worth saying again today:
The people who say Trump is guilty have testified under oath.
The people who say Trump is not guilty have refused to testify under oath.

[Richard D. @RJWDowsett]

If reality TV has shown us anything it’s that just the mere fact of examining any type of life ‘unclunks’ it. 🤷‍♂️

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

Plato says that the unexamined life is not worth living. But what if the examined life turns out to be a clunker as well?

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

Plato says that the unexamined life is not worth living. But what if the examined life turns out to be a clunker as well?

[Richard D. @RJWDowsett]

@maxfawcett It can be much more if you buy IMPORTED beers and whiskys. 😁

[Richard D. @RJWDowsett]

@BigJDubz Actually, ACTUALLY, they COULD walk, but just this once. Just a fluke.

[Richard D. @RJWDowsett]

@KenJennings I think you mean merriamwebster.

[Richard D. @RJWDowsett]

@DaSmoothBrain @The_Law_Boy They can’t be at the fishing derby cuz they’re already busy keeping the peace at the fall fair bake-off. 🤦‍♂️

[Richard D. @RJWDowsett]

@4Retirement @manchestermelly @InfiDale3476 @LiveDie4Jesus A prisoner in a sun-bleached cell longing for shade, writes about darkness.
A free person, longing for enlightenment, chains themselves to a god of their own making.
Who is the wiser?

[John Moe @johnmoe]

SO excited for her new album dropping today!

[Richard D. @RJWDowsett]

@PeelPolice C’mon people! It’s enough to know that there is :
1. a traffic closure
2. a hazard to avoid
You aren’t the police so let them do their job.
If you want the hot gossip, go to TMZ.

[Quillette @Quillette]

If confusion between moral and empirical claims persists, we will find ourselves asked to choose between the truth and our ethical preferences, writes @EPoe187 https://t.co/0wmGVylnmf

[Richard D. @RJWDowsett]

@oh_porter The Los Angeles Angels 🤦‍♂️

[CatoTheYounger @catoletters]

“There are two different types of people in the world, those who want to know, and those who want to believe.” ~Nietzsche