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Twitter underdog, GM class of '16, Temple owl, certified savage

[leo of arakko says 🔺RESIST🔺 @arakkosuperstar]

y’all…discomfort is not harm 😭

[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

this dude was peak character design

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

If this gets 1M likes our boss will let us name her baby “Armadillo.”
Twitter do your thing 🙏

[Casa Bonita @CasaBonita]

We are looking for enthusiastic, hard-working people who enjoy making people happy. Now hiring cooks & dishwashers. Apply & interview on Tuesday between 12-4p at 2500 Larimer St, Denver. https://t.co/cqJQfkuflr for more info

[AR-bo @RJ_Voitastic]

@theantigrace I told someone about this the other day and they didn't believe me

[Midnight Garter 🏴 @mdnghtgrdnr]

Pittsburgh is like "yeah we have poor air quality, a boil water advisory, a lead pipe problem we can't fix, and are downwind from the largest airborne toxic event in recent history BUT..."

"All those chemicals make for spectacular sunset views! Here have another I.C. Light."

[Nicole McLaughlin @nicolemclovin]

subaru baja appreciation post

[Sinnoh🌙 @sinnoh_CEO]

You are 8 years old and you wake up on Christmas day. You see Pokémon Diamond under the tree. You stick all day playing in your pajamas. You are happy.

[Scott Seiss @ScottSeiss]

When colleges ask for an alumni donation

[AR-bo @RJ_Voitastic]

@Thunderblunder7 Raw Kampachi with chive oil, buttermilk labneh, jalapeno, nasturtium, and fried cumin

[AR-bo @RJ_Voitastic]

@renatosanabria_ @BrunoMars @AndersonPaak Normally I'm not super hard into nostalgia, but I can't help but feel like Mac would have torn it up on one of these tracks

[MF DOOMsday @KevDLC50]

I was just in it for the fashion

[Jesse Hawken @jessehawken]

An origin story... of a cartoon character... who is a toy...who first appeared on screen 26 years ago... our popular culture is in a death spiral

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

aoc’s dress was corny but some of you need to understand the difference between a $174,000 annual salary and jeff bezos

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

PUT THIS IN THE HISTORY BOOKS FOR 2020-2021

[Sir Veillance Studios ⓒ @SirVstudios]

A man by the name of White Mike has set a new world record, being the 1st person to complete the Milk Crate Challenge while rolling a blunt🤯🥇

[AR-bo @RJ_Voitastic]

Why do teachers have to pay for their own supplies??? Like can we give them a small grant or something? Is that unreasonable? Am I stupid? Find out next time I tweet.

[Hawthorne @HawthorneDog]

do it. do it. you know you wanna. it’ll be so fucking funny dude just do it

[AR-bo @RJ_Voitastic]

Sneezing in your mask was just like shitting your pants